Poem chain

[Sparx]

you need to carry on the next line and make it rhyme

There once was a man from spain......

 

[haarewin]

who was experiencing testicular pain

 

[Calaen]

He grabbed hold of his nuts..



Suerly not every line needs to rhyme better every other line

 

[tris-]

"bruises and cuts!" he exclaimed

 

[Sparx]

so he went of to see the doc....

 

[haarewin]

but they were unexplained

 

[evzy]

And then he died as he had not paid due attention to the problems that men suffer in the testicular area and he should have gone to the doc 3months ago when he first noticed instead of flapping around building up the courage to go!


Or

The Dr laughed out loud





(feel free to use either)

 

[tris-]

using teh laugh out loud one

and said "son, be proud. you'll be a woman soon"

 

[Sparx]

i think this is lost

 

[tris-]

The Dr laughed out loud and said "son, be proud. you'll be a woman soon"

IT RHYMES BIATCH

 

[Ryuno]

but all the man really wanted todo was goto the moon

 

[Karl]

So he jumped on a plane, picking up an orange.
No thats mean....



"Infact all this pain and gender bending was slowly turning him into a loon"

 

[haarewin]

but at least he wasnt a goon (??!)

 

[leviathane]

he won the wooden spoon.

lame i know xD

 

[Ezteq]

he won the wooden spoon.

lame i know xD

but twas just for show! and the spoon truely rocked so much so he was shocked to find himself with an erection!..............

 

[Thadius]

So he pulled over and had a wank at the intersection

 

[Ezteq]

So he pulled over and had a wank at the intersection

he pulled far too vigerously, and was hospitalised, they put his penis in traction!

 

[Calaen]

His missus cried when she found out, she would be getting no action..

 

[Sparx]

His missus cried when she found out, she would be getting no action..

So she went to the shed
to give herself satisfaction!

 

[Calaen]

After creaming her pants..

 

[Sparx]

she went to the dance

 

[tris-]

and shagged a big fat bloke called lance (who had ants in his pants)

 

[Phooka]

and shagged a big fat bloke called lance (who had ants in his pants)

Tha ants were red gangstah mites

 

[leviathane]

which could surely kill a man in a fight.

 

[haarewin]

he awoke to find crabs

 

[Calaen]

if he scratched them they would scab..

 

[Phooka]

So he got a pencil too fight the itch in his cast

 

[leviathane]

and a voice boomed out

 

[Phooka]

" OI Watch the pee hole when attempting that with a Prickled Sprout