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I was walking in the park earlier and I met this bird. She was just sort of hanging around a tree. Anyway, I did the old 'im walking my dog and I've lost her, have you seen her?'. At first she just stood there and didn't say much, not sure if she was suprised or what.

So I got chatting this bird, a bit of this and that and I ended up giving her a ride in my car. Suprisingly she wanted to come inside with me and we ended up getting a bit 'freaky', if you know what I mean.

Here is where I need help though. She went outside and ate a worm and tried to vomit it back up in to my throat, and I wasnt really in to it. It totally killed the mood.

Just wondered what my next moves should be with this bird? I took her back to the park earlier but we didnt communicate much on the way back.
 

TdC

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I'm here for you tris-
 

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tris-

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I think this bird is more in to the real freaky shit though. Im not sure if I am ready for these steps. What should I do?
 

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well tbh I'd not let your Mr Floppy anywhere near it if it vomits up worms, but who am I to rain on your happy cake?
 

Afran

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what the fuck dude?
really
what the fuck?
 

Lamp

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tris has been damaged from having played too much plants vs zombies
 

Ch3tan

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Do her, then break her neck and cook her for dinner.
 

Afran

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Dale says (23:03):
lol at that post
Greg says (23:03):
yea
Dale says (23:03):
whats with what you said?
Greg says (23:04):
well wtf?
Dale says (23:04):
its a joke...
Dale says (23:04):
bird as in bird that flys
Dale says (23:04):
trys to feed him worms...
Greg says (23:04):
(msn snail pic)
Dale says (23:04):
?
Greg says (23:05):
thats how I feel now
Greg says (23:05):
like a snail
Dale says (23:05):
lol
Greg says (23:05):
I totally failed to link them together
Greg says (23:05):
I thought he'd met afreak
Dale says (23:05):
ahahaha

:|
 

tris-

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Im not sure Dale understands the problem.
 

Chronictank

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Im not sure Dale understands the problem.

easy solution, if you don't want the bird to do freaky sh** follow these steps beforehand


Probably NSFW

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Followed by

kermitridesapony.gif

Ending in

bear.gif

Finally topping the evening off with corknose and yourself traumatising some kids

SpellingBeeWrestling.gif
 

tris-

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How did that bitch not see trhe punch coming? She could of went for a shit and read a book before it landed.
 

Uara

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It sounds like a job for that Health and Relationship forum on TSR :p
 

Vladamir

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Share some seeds with her, i know how much you like seeds, she'll go wild for them.
 

Ch3tan

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Drive her to stoke, dump her in Trem's garden, and the drive away, really fast.
 

Ezteq

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i hope you used precautions, she might lay a tris shaped egg Oo and then get on to the chick support agency for your hard earned money
 

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