PlayStation Pornable

tris-

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do they realise you can watch porn on your mobile phone too?

but rolf at the rest of it, americans are so fucking ignorant about everything. who said the psp is meant only for kids?
 

Dukat

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We dont want to spoil anyones christmas but.... FUCK OFF DONT YOU!

Its a controversial story and fox just have to get in there with the "look at me! I'm an attention whore!" attitude.

Fox annoys me!
 

Outlander

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look at me! I'm an attention whore!

this bullitin was brought to you by fox news.
 

CorNokZ

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LOL!! Stupid police officer! :D

"Perhabs the other "13y old girl" you've been chatting with the last 3 weeks isn't really a girl.. It's a 52y old man sitting in a basement somewhere!"

LOL! Who would sit in a basement with a PSP?! :D

Duh..!
 

Blackjack

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Christ.

"I don't want to ruin anyones christmas... but.. i will anyway. Getting your kid a PSP will lead to KKK meetings, enrollment in the Nazi party and endless masturbation.
Now your kids can access pornography and hate sites from anywhere, anytime!
Blackjack Fox 29 news!"
 

tris-

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oh yeh, i wonder if they realised laptops can do the same thing, only better?
 

Ezteq

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lol oh dear me, "OMFG MY CHILD LOOKED AT PORN!!!"

big deal he was actually mooshing about inside a fanny 12.5 years ago

Fox News Exclusive!!!

Your child is being subjected to sexually explicit images during the birthing process, we spoke to concerned citizens this morning and heres what they had to say:

JimBob Jones "hay thar you the man outta the storey box in my living roo-oom!"

SamBob Johnson "GEDDOF MAH LAAANDA!!" *pow*

DaveBob Smith "Persona-lly i think the bay-beys should awll be blind folded when they come out"

DaveBob Smith Jr "Paw was i blind folded when i was born?"

Jessica... Bob Roberts "well obviously it is a disturbing situation that has just reciently come to light but we here at MASVTC (mothers against showing vaginas to children) we believe ceaserians to be the only appropriate way foward in the world of child bearing"

That was what the public had to say, and now we have Dr Homogenous Gloop with a shocking theory that children are actually being subjected to pornographic images as early on as conception, Doctor Gloop, what steps do you think can be taken to prevent this appauling situation?

Dr Gloop: "well it is my professional opinion that people should all now have sexual intermacourse with the lights off, at night.... throught a hole in the sheet"

Thank you Doctor Gloop, well this has been Armatage Shanks at Fox News bringing you the disturbing facts on Pre Natal Porn!!


oO
 

Mojo

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The only porn i could get at that age was 20th hand sticky cockmags with 70's megga beavers on show.

Oh how I envy the youth of today.
 

Ezteq

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Mojo said:
The only porn i could get at that age was 20th hand sticky cockmags with 70's megga beavers on show.

Oh how I envy the youth of today.


rofl omg you remember those "joy of sex" books that were educational porn?

"I see beaver!!"

"where the hell are you looking?? beaver?? i see god damn wildebeest!!"
 

Steffan-

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Calm down dear americans, please. You can probarly get porn on almost anything now adays. It's just amazing so overprotecting some people can be, if you set you mind on getting/seeing porn, it's almost certain that you'll get to see it, so why should it be the PSP's fault? They are just blaming it on that, because the little perv. boys don't want to take the blaim themself... Sigh.
 

Gotrag

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Pffft kids are growing up quickly anyway, In my day I had a power range lunch box much to my amazement I saw a kid qalking to school with a lunch box with what I belived to be a picture of Lucy Pinder...either that or Bella from the Tweenies is mega hot ;o
 

Neffneff

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what a load of hoo har, i mean, as far as that kid that took his PSP to school and viewed porn over the wireless conenction is concerned, SURELY that's the fricken schools fault for having lax security on there servers. Same thing goes for home too tbh, if you really are worried, sort this shit the fuck out, other than that...deal with it fgs.

loved the advice on the end though "beyond that, yer gonna have to *talk* to your kids" like it was some fallback plan that they had just thought of.
 

tris-

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i think the other question is what the fuck exactly is wrong with porn?

and how long before we see the case peoples of america vs sony
?
 

Job

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What they gonna do when you can access total immersion porn files straight into your brain over the air, the classes will be full of kids their eyes rolled up into the eyelids and inside they're somewhere else.

I can't wait
 

Nate

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i wish i'd never made that psp / gameboy thread and bought it, you guys knew it would happen..you knew i'd download porn go to kkk meetings and become a nazi! if only i'd of got a gameboy instead, surely they don't have access to the internet? oh...wait..
 

tris-

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how many chocolate faces have you killed so far?
 

crispy

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oh the horrors!!!

the 12yr old kids are curious about pr0n.. i never knew :>
 

Huntingtons

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crispy said:
oh the horrors!!!

the 12yr old kids are curious about pr0n.. i never knew :>
nope when you were 12 you were too busy masturbating to notice the interest in porn :<<<<<<<<<<<<<
 

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