Planet of the Apes

[.Jos.]

Can someone explain to me the ending of the most recent incarnation of this film.

Here is what I know -

There was a first film in which the spaceman saw a buried Statue of Liberty, and twigged it was Earth all along, those damn dirty apes and whatnot...

In this second film though, it all stops making sense round about where the test monkey (Simios?) makes his second coming.

How is it coming back, it's already been once, as shown by the video messages left by the crew that were killed. How is history repeating itself?

Where is the Planet of the Apes? Still Earth in the future? How do we know?

When the spaceman goes back (both in time and physically) to Earth, why have his actions in the future (wherever he was) caused the monkeys to become the police force and Abe Lincoln?

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Just forget it existed and watch the original.

 

[Panda On Smack]

Stop trying to understand it, and just understand it

 

[Wij]

It's all shite. Forget about it and have a wank over russian porn.

 

[Scouse]

Second that.



The second film is SHIT m8. Nice action, looks good etc. NO plot or anything. He's not back on earth in the end but some form of wanky alternate universe which just "happens" to look like earth with monkeys.


SHITE>

 

[whipped]

Originally posted by Iycee
Can someone explain to me the ending of the most recent incarnation of this film.

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How is it coming back, it's already been once, as shown by the video messages left by the crew that were killed. How is history repeating itself?

The video messages were from a number of years after the test ape and the guy went into the future. These were the remaining test apes rebelling and killing there masters.

Where is the Planet of the Apes? Still Earth in the future? How do we know?

The Space ship has crashed there and is in ruins. This means that after the other test apes rebelled the ship crash landed on Earth.

When the spaceman goes back (both in time and physically) to Earth, why have his actions in the future (wherever he was) caused the monkeys to become the police force and Abe Lincoln?

Because he didn't go back. He went forward. The first wormhole sent him forward in time, he'd be stupid to think the same wormhole would send him back. He actually lands hundreds of years in the future when the ape civilisation has reached the stage of late 20th century earth.

Oh, and listen to everyone else. Remove this awful remake from your brain and watch the original again. 10 times in a row should do it.

 

[.Jos.]

Re: Re: Planet of the Apes

Originally posted by whipped
Because he didn't go back. He went forward.

But it showed the date clock on his little ship going in reverse...

 

[leggy]

Re: Re: Re: Planet of the Apes

Originally posted by Iycee
But it showed the date clock on his little ship going in reverse...

Its this kind of scientific shite that proves films like these are complete badger arse.

Speedo in Armageddon anyone?

 

[whipped]

Re: Re: Re: Planet of the Apes

Originally posted by Iycee
But it showed the date clock on his little ship going in reverse...

Ok, so he went back in time. But the further back in time you go, the more convergence there would be from your own universe to a paralel one. So he ended up in a paralel universe. Yeah, that'll do.

Come on Hollywood, I'll write your scripts for you. I have a great one about a Duck, a Tiger and Chris Tucker.

 

[leggy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Planet of the Apes

Originally posted by whipped

Come on Hollywood, I'll write your scripts for you. I have a great one about a Duck, a Tiger and Chris Tucker.

I'll see your duck and raise you gravity on a mile wide asteroid.

 

[ECA]

I havn't seen either but I always think Planet Of The Grapes.

 

[whipped]

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[.Jos.]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Planet of the Apes

Originally posted by whipped
Ok, so he went back in time. But the further back in time you go, the more convergence there would be from your own universe to a paralel one. So he ended up in a paralel universe.

Finally someone explains it it terms I understand...

 

[Scouse]

Or finallysomeonemakesupsomeshitthattiesittogetherforthesimplepeopleeh?!

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by whipped
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[ECA]

Originally posted by Wij
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[Wij]

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[Meatballs]

Originally posted by Wij
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(Not for the young 'uns)

 

[Wij]

:uhoh:

 

[leggy]

Idiots

ruined a thread about a good film with juvenile nonsense

 

[Wij]

teehee

 

[Meatballs]

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