Photoshopping at its finest

[Sparx]

Ignore the article, look at the bird

Vernon's text sex with Page 3 girl | The Sun |Showbiz|TV

 

[Zenith.UK]

OMG, I see exactly what you're getting at. She's almost as thin as an alien.

12s into the video shows her tummy side-on and it's "normal".
I like that... promoting fitness by getting your tits out.

 

[Laddey]

She's an absolute moose.


Vernan Kays wife would get the johnsonnnnnnnnnn

 

[mooSe_]

She's an absolute moose.

oh hey

 

[Bugz]

She has fantastic knockers though.

 

[Laddey]

oh hey

It took me about 4-5 seconds to realise what you said.

After i realised, i fucking howled, hahaha. Why did i laugh so much???

 

[Ezteq]

rofl looks like she's had a section sliced off with a bread knife...jeese they should have called me and my trusty MSPaint skillz!!


on a related note, why is it that the sun always uses the word gobsmacked!!! for everything?

Michael Jackson dead...world gobsmacked!!!!

Celine Dion gets punched in the face by person forced to watch titanic...she was gobsmacked!!!

Haiti suffers horrific earthquake, locals gobsmacked!!!

Angelina Jolie adopts 58th ethnic child, child said to be gobsmacked!!!

I mean sheesh really, buy a thesaurus guys.

 

[Sparx]

Celine Dion gets punched in the face by person forced to watch titanic...she was gobsmacked!!!


Literally Gob smacked

 

[mooSe_]

I'm glad I don't work at the sun, I imagine they all have very stiff jaws

 

[Ezteq]

I'm glad I don't work at the sun, the smell of bull shit would be gobsmacking!

 

[megadave]

I wish i worked at the sun, would be the easiest job in the world considering the low level of writing and that you just make everything up and never need any sources or justification.

 

[Ezteq]

I think they don't actually use investigative reporters there they just give a bunch of wannabe journalists a magic 8 ball each and let them come up with their news that way.