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S-Gray

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well... thats certainly different that your conventional weapons..
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by Tremor
Genius wij, absolute genius mate:D

I AER TEH GENEE... JENI... JEANEE... GEHN... ... CLEVAR !!!!11
 
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wolfeeh

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for duffy shitty news...

that is rivalled only by the one i heard in #barrysworld just now :
some foreign sounding bloke... possibly malaysian by the sound of it...

wants docs to hack off his nob cos he's impotent <no it doesn't sat why>

doc tells him to foxtrot oscar, and he goes outside...

is seen wrapped in a towel, whence he whips out his nob, places it on a stone, and hacks it off with a meat cleaver. well. not so much hacks, as mangles, cos he took three goes...

he then proceeded to throw the severed member in the bin....

was found in a truck bleeding his ass off by police or somit... and a passerby fished his nob out of the bin and handed it in.

said it before. say it again. they call ME a sick motherfucker!?
 
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Munkey-

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reminds me of that joke where the guy gets circumcision mixed up with castration
 
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old.Explosive23

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Originally posted by Munkey
reminds me of that joke where the guy gets circumcision mixed up with castration

ROFL!! :D.
 
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wolfeeh

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eww

bad thoughts, bad thoughts...

<clutches penis>

and fucksake, all this talk of sick dick mutilation has made me recall the sodding bme.freeq pics of stuff like ampalangs...

damn you
 
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Summo

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I'm so glad I don't know what you're talking about. :/
 
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wolfeeh

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motherfucker

and wij has it.

sick MOFO.

anyone actually know someone who's had this shit done?
 
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Testin da Cable

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yeah actually :)


If you do decide to carry through, please be sure to have everything prepared and within immediate grasp of your dominant hand (you might need the other to control bleeding.)
 
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S-Gray

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that is...... omg Wij.. where do you find this shit lol
 
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Trem

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*unleashes penis*

*holds breathe*

*stabs*

*looks*

*faints*

I had a friend who was deaf, and one day he had the idea of putting some liver between the cushions on his family sofa, he then proceeded to shag the home made vagina, when of course his brother walked in and caught him. Not sure why I just typed that, but I did, and oh god I'm tired:(
 
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wolfeeh

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heh

u wanna see some of the super-sick-shit in the bme.freeq website.

i almost vomited last time i had a look. some of the stuff ppl will do is sick... and i have a pretty high pain threshold
 
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SFXman

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ROTFLTHTSASTCMMMWIATIHEPMASCTPATTMTMHAAOTIYFYSFPOSWYLJTMMLTMYB



PS: That is an abbreviation of: Rolling On The Floor Laughing Too Hard To Stop And Scaring The Cat, Meanwhile My Mom Walked In And Thought I Had Eaten Poinsonous Mushrooms And She Called The Paramedics And They Took Me Too Mad House And All Of This Is Your Fault You Stupid Fathead Piece Of Shit With Your Lame Jokes That Make Me Laugh This Much You Bastard <--- how could you not know that?
 

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