Pet names

[Spinky]

It's been a while since we started now, and hopefully you've found that special weapon that just never leaves your side, so i propose this, you must now give your favourite special assault, heavy assault, anti air, sniping weapon a pet name, because in the immortal words of Sergeant Hartman

"You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!"


For the ladies I guess you can give your weapon a blokes name though


I have my little lady, the Phoenix, to kill all humans..err, i mean VS and TR. Her name is Charlene, now your turn to name your weapons in honour of the Full Metal Jacket stylee.

ps, medium and standard assault weapons don't count, they just don't cut it, although for infils Knives are acceptable

On a side note, There's a Bolt rifle in my certification list that goes by the name of Chloe too, although Charlene is my baby

 

[Xtro]

I call my Phoenix Penelope Pitstop the 3rd.

Make of that what you will.

 

[[PS]Venom]

Before I specced out of sunderer, it was called Optimus Prime.

Now I just amuse myself by drawing on the map.

 

[Cronn]

Well i've possibly killed more people with the tracks of my Vanguard than anything else.

It just seems wrong to give it a name.

Don't write off Standard and Medium assult weapons so fast, i've never been killed by a knife but I have been by every other low tier weapon.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Charlene is mine now!! Mwhaha!*throws head back and cackles*

 

[Tenko]

My SA Rocklet launcher is called Rocky.










Now say it while wearing fishnet stockings.

 

[Faeldawn]

When i had gel cert i used to refer to my Galaxy as "Fat Chick"

 

[Teh Krypt]

My weapon is a VS weapon, I call her GIMPED.

 

[Spinky]

Originally posted by Cronn

Don't write off Standard and Medium assult weapons so fast, i've never been killed by a knife but I have been by every other low tier weapon.

Well true, every good rifle should have a name too, which is now why I've dubbed my trusty Gauss, Betsy

Edit, and Charlene's a one Spinky gal !"!1

 

[Yoni]

my knife is called cockbadger - basically because I like nothing better than to sneak upto enemy snipers and stab them in the privates

not too sick I hope

 

[Summo]

Yer all freaky weirdo freaks.

 

[Saturnine]

My sunderer was called the Vengabus.

ooh the shame :uhoh:

 

[old.Dillinja]

I call my anti-vehicle wep my bitch.

 

[bone_idle]

My sunderer is called the Bangbus. .
My Galaxy is called Milky Way.

My Cycler is called Cyril.