Pervert Sorceress on the loose?

[Generic Poster]

I encountered a young sorceress today who wanted me to pose for some screenshots. I wasn't to bothered as I was busy spamming /gu with abuse and so on.

Only then I noticed the sorceress had crept forward and was sitting between my legs, presumably looking up!

It got a little weird then so I made my exit.


Just wondering if anyone else has been the victim of screenshot-abuse?
I know I have the finest looking toon on all servers( ), but I'm sure I'm not alone.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

My adorable Luwikeen gets /kiss spammed constantly...

The other day a male Firbolg blew a kiss at me... then curtsied.
I felt abused

 

[tris-]

people keep asking to see my glowy stick

 

[LunarDarkShadow]

ROFL!!!!

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh on a morning I was definitely not feeling very jolly. Thanks for cheering me up

Oh.. and not guilty, by the way

 

[old.GeForce]

indeed, and people keep telling me how good I look with my big 2 handed weapon...

silly people

 

[old.neenee]

one track mind on some ppl.. *shake head*

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

There seems to be a few naughty things going on at the moment. Only last night did I catch Jupitus loosening the clothing of a young Wizardess :x

 

[maxgirth]

Originally posted by old.TeaSpoon
There seems to be a few naughty things going on at the moment. Only last night did I catch Jupitus loosening the clothing of a young Wizardess :x

And he was told by said caster " don`t you dare wear my clothes again ".

 

[Jupitus]

I must object!

Jupitus was sleeping almost all day yesterday, and certainly had no contact whatsoever with any young ladies named Naque!

All I can suggest is that this may have been his young nephew, Jupetus, who is known for his dashing looks and winning smiles... this is the only possible explanation for the confusion!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

<Ahem>

It has also been noted that Lord Jupitus has been spotted frolicking in the Yggdra lake with a Spiritmistress who's name shall remain secret for the time being.

Lady Darkshadow may want to have a word with her hubby!



Nicodemus
Unwashed Middie

 

[old.Bubble]

Damm Media is everywhere now!

Must move my Nude rituals to Odins gate!

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by old.Nicodemus /Pryd
<Ahem>

It has also been noted that Lord Jupitus has been spotted frolicking in the Yggdra lake with a Spiritmistress who's name shall remain secret for the time being.

Lady Darkshadow may want to have a word with her hubby!



Nicodemus
Unwashed Middie

Again, untrue, so go wash out your mouth foul middie scum!!

Lord Jupitus DarkShadow is now very happily married to his Dear Lady Lunar DarkShadow, and has put his spirited past firmly behind him to enjoy a life of joy and happiness in her company.

I suspect you are merely trying to besmirch my good name because you are no match for me in battle! Be gone, I say!!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

I suspect you are merely trying to besmirch my good name because you are no match for me in battle! Be gone, I say!!

Pffffft!

You Sir are but a pin prick of an annoyance! I fear your good Lady more than I do you.

Unstealth before you attack me next time and I'll show you how to begone, back to your bind stone!

To Lady Darkshadow I would say that I would keep an eye on your husband.. His roving eye may lead him to seek out a female Troll or, the God's forfend, a female Firbolg!!!!

/em Shudders

Needless to say the Midgard media will be there to capture the story... much as the LA media caught wind of a certain British actor with a certain Lady of the night!!!



Nicodemus
Unwashed Middie
Stalker of cHodAX
Lead reporter of the Midgard Muckflinger News

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by old.Nicodemus /Pryd
Unstealth before you attack me next time and I'll show you how to begone, back to your bind stone!

<yawns>

.. and I suppose you would like me to leave my swords at home and use a slice of melon instead?

Methinks not, Nicodemus, methinks not

 

[Old Nicodemus]

and I suppose you would like me to leave my swords at home and use a slice of melon instead?

Aye, A slice of melon covered in poison mayhap?

I would not be surprised at this at all, having been attacked by a smelly Alb named Thorr with a Tooth!

A Tooth!?

Pffft!

Are you Albs so poor you cannot afford proper weapons now? Our continued battering of your Relic keep doors may finally be paying off!

But I digress!

I await you upon the field of battle Lord Darkshadow. Please bring your lovely Lady with you. I have a thing for beautiful Ladies...... dead or alive suits me fine!

Muhahahahahahahahahaha!




Nicodemus
Unwashed Middie

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by old.Nicodemus /Pryd

I have a thing for beautiful Ladies...... dead or alive suits me fine!

Perverted necrophiliac!!!

 

[old.Bubble]

omg
release quick if you die around this guy!!!!

 

[old.SadonTheGrey]

LOL

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Well that explains why Nic was lingering around my poor dead body in Sauvage and I thought he was just trying to get a better look at the fine craftmanship of my armor.

*shudders*

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

 

[Old Nicodemus]

WHAT!?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!?!

I'm a SPIRITMASTER!!! I have to be evil and nasty..... I see dead people all the time, it tends to get to you in the end!

Perverted necrophiliac!!!

You think I'm bad now? Wait until I start playing a Necromancer in SI

omg release quick if you die around this guy!!!!

Excellent! My Evil plan to get you to release quickly might work after all! Excelent! <rubs hands in anticipation>

Anyway Bubble you are still welcome to have your nude rituals in Odin's

Well that explains why Nic was lingering around my poor dead body in Sauvage and I thought he was just trying to get a better look at the fine craftmanship of my armor.

Nope. It's because I was finally getting to see you close up for the first time! You run so fast that I can only glimpse your angelic beauty fleetingly.... besides you have great legs, was thinking of using them for my golem experiment!

Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

And Gombear, come back to the dark side.... you know you want to!

Nicodemus
Unwashed Middie

PS Did I just hijack this post.. oooops! Naughty me.....

 

[minstrel_kyra]

sorry nic but my legs and all other body parts are off limits... esp to evil middies with evil plans.

besides, for me death is only fleeting and not forever, I have the best clerics in the realm as my friends.

 

[minstrel_kyra]

and yes you hijacked yet another thread.

you are as bad as sick and gombur

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Originally posted by old.Bubble
Damm Media is everywhere now!

Must move my Nude rituals to Odins gate!

You should have gone with us on Lunar's hen party hunt last week Bubble, you would have fit right in. But don't worry, we will have another girls night hunt again soon... maybe another nekid romp in Odins again. (seems to me we are a much welcome sight out there in the frosty frontier, we had a ball!)

oh and bringing the subject back on track...
I'm not a sorc so I have no idea who violated you generic (but I suspect you didn't mind nearly as much as you say you did)

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Originally posted by minstrel_kyra
and you are as bad as sick and gombur

Admit it, you want a custom title to

 

[minstrel_kyra]

doh! my plan has been foiled, guess I will go back to doing what I do everynight, PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Grr sorry.... I just can't help myself.

DAMMIT I NEED AN INTERVENTION!!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Come to Midgard.... home of the evil, take over the world, make slaves of everyone, kill the tincans people. Very friendly and we have plans that occasionally work too...

/em pats the seat next to him and beckons Kyra over.

What's your poison? World domination or just scaring everyone silly?

Admit it, you want a custom title to

/em shudders

Gombear Cuddleson.....

/em shudders

makes me twitch just thinking about cuddly care bears.... NURSE! NURSE! It's time for the medication again!

Nicodemus
Unwashed Middie

 

[minstrel_kyra]

What and leave all of this?

I love Albion. Besides your norsewomen can't remove their sleeves and leggings so their skin can get some sun. (no wonder they look so angry) And those helms, ugh they cover up the face too much. Its way too cold and depressing in Midgard, way too bright and cheery in Hiberia. Think I'll stay where I am


And actually I was thinking of Pinky and the Brain when I mentioned taking over the world. But for now I shall start with this forum

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

I want to see you duel Sicko.

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Pinky and the Brain... hmmmmmmmmm

Time to find the Cartoon Channel on cable then

Or shall I hurt Albs again?



Nicodemus
Unwashed Miiddie

PS Kyra you still are the sexiest Minstrel But Kirinia is TEH WIGGLE!