Pepper/Mace spray

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Furr

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Was thinking of getting some pepper spray for emergencies after a few mates have been mugged, then i found out its illegal in this country!!!!

WTF thats a bit stupid, Was reading a few things and it seems that what you are legally allowed to grab in self defence is articles such as 'pens, shoes and rolled up newspapers'!!! riiiiiiiiight

So a crook comes at you with a knife, would you;

A) Try to deter him/her by waving your shoe in the air

B) Spray a stream of mace in their face and watch him/her crumble to the ground in agony

I know what i would choose, fuck the law
 
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Xtro

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I was thinking of getting an AK-47 automatic rifle but WTF!!!!11 they're illegal!!!111

This country's fucked I tell ya :/

A mugger comes up to ya, do you :

a) hand over your wallet/purse

b) run

c) suck his manhood to the bone so he doesn't slit you like a pig

d) spray the motherfucker with lead from your new AK

I know what I'd do!!!!!! (and it aint c!!!11111)
 
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Furr

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Guns = sole purpose designed to Kill

Mace/Pepper Spray = Designed to deter
 
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xane

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You can get some easy in mainland Europe.

Why bother with tear gas, which is a bit nasty if you spray it the wrong way round, most cans have elaborate designs to prevent this, but in the heat of battle anything can happen.

TBH anything sprayed in the eyes is going to "deter" them enough for you to run away, Ralgex is a good example :D
 
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LTF

Guest
Whatever happened to a swift kick in the bollocks?
 
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Testin da Cable

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I was once robbed at gunpoint. if I had been openly walking home with an ak47 in my hands this never would have happened!
 
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Furr

Guest
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But would it produce uncontrollable spasms, and make their face feel like it was being burnt with a blowtorch?
 
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Deadmanwalking

Guest
No but it would sort his muscle aches out
 
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~YuckFou~

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I suspect Ralgex in the eyes would sting a little :)
 
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Lester

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I once sprayed Ralgex on my......oh. Err never mind.
 
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PR.

Guest
Surely a can of hair spray would be reasonably effective, its gonna be pretty painful if it gets in the eyes, and if your a smoker you can do a dog soldiers and give them a real experience of a blowtoch on the face
 
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lovedaddy

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handing over the money is the smart answer.

you spray the mace and it doesn't have the effect you'd wished. mmm, stab for you.

Call me Mr Picky, for the cost of whats in my wallet, I'll take the safe option.
 
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Ash!

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Originally posted by Xtro
I was thinking of getting an AK-47 automatic rifle but WTF!!!!11 they're illegal!!!111

This country's fucked I tell ya :/

A mugger comes up to ya, do you :

a) hand over your wallet/purse

b) run

c) suck his manhood to the bone so he doesn't slit you like a pig

d) spray the motherfucker with lead from your new AK

I know what I'd do!!!!!! (and it aint c!!!11111)

You Liar Xtro
 

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