Paying for coursework...

[Frier]

OT:: Paying for coursework...

QUOTE]Originally posted by Daffeh


u could always use one of those coursework sites....but u have to pay

[/QUOTE]


Anyone know of any sites that sell College assignments... I'm going to take as many short-cuts as possible to get myself to University this year.

?!?!?!?!

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Hi der off-topic.

 

[Sharma]

Step one: Piss around till the last minute
Step two: 1 word, Google
Step three: Ctrl + c, Ctrl + v, Ctrl +p

\o/

 

[Damini]

They're quite hot on spotting plaugarism in recent years though, and whats the point of faking your coursework to get into uni? Surely if you have to fake it to get in, you aren't good enough to be there, and you'll fail your degree anyway?

 

[tris-]

Re: OT:: Paying for coursework...

Originally posted by Frier

Anyone know of any sites that sell College assignments... I'm going to take as many short-cuts as possible to get myself to University this year.

?!?!?!?!

i know a site where people have uploaded their own essays but why should i give you the address? seems like you want it for all the wrong reasons

 

[Frier]

Originally posted by sharma
Step one: Piss around till the last minute
Step two: 1 word, Google
Step three: Ctrl + c, Ctrl + v, Ctrl +p

\o/

.... Pissed around for the last three years
.... Spent 40minutes on google... nothing
.... Ctrl + c, Ctrl +v, Ctrl + p .... Need something to copy first

 

[Frier]

Nobody has to do anything....

But I have been doing a course I have hated for the last year, (AVCE Business) and I want to do somthing I would enjoy to do... (applied for Computer Games Technology) at Liverpool Uni.

Just thought someone might know something, Cheers though.

 

[tris-]

change course then, seen as you need maths and physics to get on any games courses.

 

[the_smurflord]

Step 1) Piss around for 3 years
Step 2) Fail
Step 3) Have to learn the phrase "Would you like fries with that?"

Do your own damn work. Research is one thing, plaigarism another thing entirely. There's precious little funding available for unis these days without wasting it on people who don't deserve to be there.

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

I'm doing AVCE business aswell... and if I can write 8 fooking pages in two hours and get a C, so can you

 

[Gabrial]

What the fook is ACVE?

 

[tris-]

Originally posted by Gabrial
What the fook is ACVE?

AVC E means - Advanced Vocational Certificate of Education. just a posh word for an NVQ

 

[vincibility]

And NVQ stands for... Not Very Quick?

 

[tris-]

national vocational qualification.

vocational bit meaning you can go straight into a job after college instead of going to uni if you wanted to.

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

AVCE being the A level equivilent. GNVQ being GCSE

And if you didn't know.... GNVQ = Generally Not Very Qualified

(I have two GNVQ certificates aswell )

 

[boromire]

GNVQ

Doing a GNVQ in engineering at present and I have to say....
It kicks ass.

Not sure how much use it will be as a qualification but it's a hell of alot more interesting than any other GCSE course I'm doing.

 

[danhyr]

im doing HND Computing and it SUCKS BIG TIME, 2 weeks to go THANK GOD !!!

 

[old.GeForce]

Originally posted by vincibility
And NVQ stands for... Not Very Quick?

rofl, good one

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by the_smurflord
Step 1) Piss around for 3 years
Step 2) Fail
Step 3) Have to learn the phrase "Would you like fries with that?"

 

[Gimly]

Originally posted by the_smurflord
Step 1) Piss around for 3 years
Step 2) Fail
Step 3) Have to learn the phrase "Would you like fries with that?"

Do your own damn work. Research is one thing, plaigarism another thing entirely. There's precious little funding available for unis these days without wasting it on people who don't deserve to be there.

 

[Nightchill]

HND = Hey, no degree

?

 

[tris-]

higher national diploma

 

[old.The McScrooges]

I saw scrawled on a bog roll dispenser:

"Fine Art Degree - Please take one."

Education eh?
/sigh

 

[Farnis]

Originally posted by the_smurflord
Step 1) Piss around for 3 years
Step 2) Fail
Step 3) Have to learn the phrase "Would you like fries with that?"

Do your own damn work. Research is one thing, plaigarism another thing entirely. There's precious little funding available for unis these days without wasting it on people who don't deserve to be there.

Like anyone actually goes to uni for an edumacation. Uni degrees are a piece of piss - your there for the laugh not to be the stuck up tw@t Tarquin who is straining for a first.

Unless your in a creative based degree, id say 90% of uni students (the ones me and my mates went to - spreading from crappy pollys, through to red brick and the old unis) copy books. Its what they do so they can enjoy themselves getting lashed, selling dope and getting laid. And if your at uni now and not doing these things then shame on you

 

[Sharma]

i guess DAoC means = Hi der no education

 

[tris-]

it does if your IQ is 77

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by n3wbie
it does if your IQ is 77

k!

 

[Yussef]

77>76

fyi

imo

tbh

etc

!

 

[mabs0r]

Originally posted by danhyr
im doing HND Computing and it SUCKS BIG TIME, 2 weeks to go THANK GOD !!!

woot, join the queue

/me currently doing large end of year project, meant to be started in november, in less than 3 days + revise = not fun :|