Paul Ross Canvas

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"Don't buy this picture. It looks fine on the website, but the one they send you is upside-down. My wife hasn't stopped crying for a week. "


Fucking lol
 

nath

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That's fucking awesome, some of the comments had me in tears.
 

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"I recently purchased this poster, and while it's lifelike, well made and had a certain, portly charm to it, I have since found out that it's actually *cheaper* to hire Paul Ross to come over and stand against a wall, whenever you feel the need to look at him. "

Haa Haa
 

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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
My reason to live, 15 Jan 2009
By Mr. Jm Thomas "Jason Thomas" (Ripponden) - See all my reviews


I purchased this wonderous print almost 2 years ago & it means more to me than you can ever imagine.

In fact I recently had a horrific house fire & only had time to save 2 things - I chose this & one of the twins!

HAH!
 

Trem

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Oh man thats so fucking funny :D

3 of my favourites -

As a busy working mother of two, who's a mother, and a businesswoman, and busy, I don't have time to mess around. I need food on the go, and a toothpaste I can trust. I also need to know that, when I need to know that my Paul Ross print is over the mantlepiece, it really IS over the mantlepiece. This one is. Which is what I like about it. My husband, meanwhile, who's a busy working father of two, who's a father, and a businessman, and also busy (except every second Tuesday when bellringing practice from 4pm-5pm is his only commitment) likes the fact that this Paul Ross print is wipe-clean. (My busy working husband has occasionally spilled his yoghurt over Paul's jowly mancheeks.)

My children died recently and, in solace, I hung this in their bedroom. I have now forgotten all about them and can't wait for Christmas.

Thanks Paul!

i don't know why everyone below has taken to subtly and ironically slam this magnificent piece of art; we all know it doesn't really have magical powers to cure illness or ward off spooky apparitions. so i thought i would offer a real review, so the ross family can hopefully shift more of these premium portraits of our favourite non-celebrity.

i received mine through my wondrously large letterbox this very morning, and it and it made me physically and emotionally sick. my whole family began weeping in unison and then my youngest, rufus, claimed he could fly and set off onto the pavement via the 19th floor balcony.

you don't get that sort of reaction to a george foreman grill, i can tell you.

worth every penny.
 

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Thought this was about Bob Ross :(



But I got something even better! :D
 

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