The offending employee gets a summons to the Head Office.
Boss: Hello...
Emp.: Erm...Hi
Boss: I have some bad news
Emp.: Oh...
Boss: Yes, quite...anyway circumstances have arisen, and unfortunately we are going to have to terminate your contract at the end of this week.
Emp.: What?...Why? What did I do?
Boss: It would appear you tested positive for Coke
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