Akyma
Fledgling Freddie
- Joined
- Jan 24, 2004
- Messages
- 396
Dear Serenyty:
Is very dificult for me talk with you quietly because you get pissed easy so i writte this card for explaining u a stadistic which i have been doing this last year.
In 12 months i have tried to have sex with u for 365 times and i got it only 36 times, well so: 10% or 1 each 10 times.
I will explain the causes:
17 times u were in a arti group.
15 times u were in battleground
21 times u were lvl'ing
43 times u were tired
15 times was too late
28 times was too early
4 times u were camping a arti
9 times ...Webcam was ON "anyone can see us!! "
6 times u got pissed.............Albs zerging
15 times u were making ML's
10 times u promised your friends PL in Moderna/Malmo
13 times u were exping artis
17 times u got sleeped on PC
18 times...... "NO NOW ......... THIS NIGHT"
40 times u got a good RvR group
4 times...."OMG Relic Raid ... soz but my realm need me" ......... fss me too
11 times u were playing in PvP
13 times u said me: "I got a exam tomorrow, i need study"
11 times u were making SC orders
4 times u were pissed .... " BC stole my arti"
5 times u were testing NF
4 times u were making your template
6 times u were re-making your template
<---- That is 329 times ---->
Well, all times that i got sex with u, the sex was bad because u said bad words in bad moments:
19 times Quickly plz!!!
2 times u said me that u were seeing the wall colour and u had remembered that u need dye your armour
1 time a fly distract u
11 times i needed wake up u for telling: i have finished love
1 time u asked me: "we are going to play WoW? "
2 times u said me: "do u see the DAoC video which......."
<---- That is 36 times ---->
Well, i only want tell u that one :eek2:
YOUR BOYFRIEND.
Is very dificult for me talk with you quietly because you get pissed easy so i writte this card for explaining u a stadistic which i have been doing this last year.
In 12 months i have tried to have sex with u for 365 times and i got it only 36 times, well so: 10% or 1 each 10 times.
I will explain the causes:
17 times u were in a arti group.
15 times u were in battleground
21 times u were lvl'ing
43 times u were tired
15 times was too late
28 times was too early
4 times u were camping a arti
9 times ...Webcam was ON "anyone can see us!! "
6 times u got pissed.............Albs zerging
15 times u were making ML's
10 times u promised your friends PL in Moderna/Malmo
13 times u were exping artis
17 times u got sleeped on PC
18 times...... "NO NOW ......... THIS NIGHT"
40 times u got a good RvR group
4 times...."OMG Relic Raid ... soz but my realm need me" ......... fss me too
11 times u were playing in PvP
13 times u said me: "I got a exam tomorrow, i need study"
11 times u were making SC orders
4 times u were pissed .... " BC stole my arti"
5 times u were testing NF
4 times u were making your template
6 times u were re-making your template
<---- That is 329 times ---->
Well, all times that i got sex with u, the sex was bad because u said bad words in bad moments:
19 times Quickly plz!!!
2 times u said me that u were seeing the wall colour and u had remembered that u need dye your armour
1 time a fly distract u
11 times i needed wake up u for telling: i have finished love
1 time u asked me: "we are going to play WoW? "
2 times u said me: "do u see the DAoC video which......."
<---- That is 36 times ---->
Well, i only want tell u that one :eek2:
YOUR BOYFRIEND.
SOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
