OverClocking

[b-man]

If anybody finds that some of there games are frezzing then u should check if you overclocked your computer!

I found that overclocking your computer can make some games not work!!

Just letting you guys know !!! ( If you didnt know that )

 

[old.Jas]

ROFL

 

[caLLous]

So that's why nothing works when I overclock my Athlon XP to 10Ghz! Thanks, B-man!

 

[FatBusinessman]

Ahem.........

 

[Xtro]

Just when you think mankind can't get any more fucking shit - posts like this come along...

 

[Embattle]

 

[Sawtooth]

LMAO

...and again LMAO


.....oh alright one more time ...LMAO

 

[Hashmonster]

Originally posted by caLLous
So that's why nothing works when I overclock my Athlon XP to 10Ghz! Thanks, B-man!

Lmao, that made me choke on me can of tizer!

 

[Perplex]

Utter spasmotard

 

[Xtro]

Originally posted by Hashmonster

Lmao, that made me choke on me can of tizer!

feckin hell someone still drinks tizer! Forgotten it even existed

 

[Xavier]

b-man

for maximum stability try running a front side bus of 1Mhz and a 1x cpu multiplier...

even better than the fact that your machine will be ultra-stable - your processor will last forever!!


Of course we l33t people realise the best way to maintain processor stability is to wrap it in tinfoil before putting it in the CPU socket - you wouldn't believe the difference it makes- far better than any wire trick!

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by Xavier
Of course we l33t people realise the best way to maintain processor stability is to wrap it in tinfoil before putting it in the CPU socket - you wouldn't believe the difference it makes- far better than any wire trick!

I thought the trick was to paint it green all over...ah well, you're the techie writer, so I guess you'd know better.

*goes off to wrap processor in tin foil*

 

[caLLous]

Remove your motherboard twice a month and soak it in a big basin full of water to remove any built-up grime that might be slowing the dataflow.

 

[(Shovel)]

In addition, you should clean the environment that your computer is in once a week using petroleum. It also helps to start smoking.

.. not that we're being snobbish about this or anything...

Can't resist the "One morning I woke and accidently overclocked my computer" thoughts though.

 

[Xavier]

hmm, that's how it happened for me though

got up one morning and booted my old P3 750E... managed to pull the mains lead out of the back with my foot as it went though the post... which meant it went to bios (CUSL2 wank) and asked me for my CPU settings...


not thinking I put the settings for my then work-pc in (7.5x133 not 100) and spent a morning running at 1Ghz before I realised... heh

 

[Perplex]

M pIII 550e (100x5.5) has been running at 730 (140x5.5) for years Stable as ya like.

P4 NWood 2.2ghz next, at a cool 3.1ghz

/* edit: with 1+gb ram, and 800gb of hdd */

/* edit: and a TV out to my soon-to-be 42" plasma TV */

 

[Xavier]

keep up, I've managed to squeeze 8x120gb western digitals into one case.... 960Gb, lurvely

2.66Ghz northy though with PC1066 lovin' and a 900XGL

 

[old.Jas]

Look at the size of MY penis!

 

[shadow`]

Originally posted by Xavier
keep up, I've managed to squeeze 8x120gb western digitals into one case.... 960Gb, lurvely

fs, give me one

 

[Xavier]

Originally posted by Jas
Look at the size of MY penis!

you mean the -->!<-- ?

poor chap

 

[old.Jas]

*cue wind and tumbleweed*

 

[mankatron2001]

i'm still on a celeron 366, you cunts :|

 

[Mr B]

Only 42"?

Why not spend an extra 30% (ontop of an already large sum) and get a 50" one...

Like I'm going to do...

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by Perplex
M pIII 550e (100x5.5) has been running at 730 (140x5.5) for years Stable as ya like.

P4 NWood 2.2ghz next, at a cool 3.1ghz

/* edit: with 1+gb ram, and 800gb of hdd */

/* edit: and a TV out to my soon-to-be 42" plasma TV */

ROFL

Perp, what the FUCK do you do for a living? Are you a drugs tsar by any chance? Or a high class pimp?

I'm betting it's something illegal anyways

 

[Custy]

...

 

[Custy]

I take it that this thread is a piss take B-Man???

If not you are a complete fuckwit.

 

[Custy]

Oh btw, you do realise that if you overclock your CPU to the point that your games freeze you have probably dramatically reduced it's life span?

 

[caLLous]

What's with the triple post? The first, second, and well, third of which were completely fucking pointless. :/

 

[Kippa.]

Spamm0r! \o/

 

[Perplex]

Originally posted by Sar


ROFL

Perp, what the FUCK do you do for a living? Are you a drugs tsar by any chance? Or a high class pimp?

I'm betting it's something illegal anyways

I'm a stoooodent