Outsourced Call Centres

[throdgrain]

I was depressed last night so I called the Samaritans.
Got a call centre in the Middle East.















When I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

 

[old.user4556]

Lol

 

[taB]

Fucking lol !

 

[Frizz]

Omgz! How Un Peesee!

 

[Mabs]

class

 

[Sydrik]

lol, reminds me of red dwarf

"I used to be in the Samaritans."
"I know. For one morning."
"I couldn't take any more."
"I don't blame you. You spoke to five people, and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He only phoned up for the cricket scores!"
Rimmer and Lister

 

[Sharma]

Wahahah, I giggled a bit.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Reminds me of the suicide hotline i was planning on putting up.

"Suicide Hotline! - If you're gonna go, go with professional help"

Helping people with suicides since 1996.

 

[Tilda]

lol

 

[mank!]

i don't get it

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Classic throd.

 

[Himse]

hahahahaha