ouch jesus OUCH OUCH

[moomin]

http://www.smartklamp.com/parents/thesmartklamp.html


luckily for me there ain't one been made that's big enough

 

[Louster]

Ehhum. "Has to stay on for five days afterward in case of bleeding." What the fuck happens if you get an erection in your sleep? Oh god, oh god. And those pictures made me feel faint.

 

[Sigurd]

Wow. I'm glad people are working on stuff like this when there's so many less important things to be researching, like cancer and AIDs :touch:

 

[Yoni]

It looks painful however I believe circumcision (especially in the adult male) using the old method is exceptionally painful. Perhaps this is less so?

 

[tris-]

Wow. I'm glad people are working on stuff like this when there's so many less important things to be researching, like cancer and AIDs :touch:

uhmm you know the people who research them area are not the same people who make shit like this right? seems like you think there is one pool of money and every single research group takes out of it as they please. or maybe that the people who research cancer take time off to research other shit?

 

[kanonfodda]

http://www.smartklamp.com/parents/thesmartklamp.html


luckily for me there ain't one been made that's big enough

how do you find these things? Why do you find these things?

uke:

 

[fatbusinessman]

Ehhum. "Has to stay on for five days afterward in case of bleeding." What the fuck happens if you get an erection in your sleep?

Q: What happens when the boy gets an erection and the SmartKlamp® is applied?
A: The SmartKlamp® will stay in place. The skin pull test shows 100% clamping up till 1.5 kg of weight.

Apparently

 

[Louster]

Right uh. So it doesn't mention quite how much pain it'll cause, then.

 

[Insane]

just had a horrible image from that question

revolving around those "flubes" or whatever they are called, the tube of yoghurt

only difference being, you didnt open the top and squeezed it :EEK6:

 

[Athena]

Link nicker!!!! I posted in #freddyshouse last night but I have to admit I nicked it from the Jolt forums

 

[tRoG]

Uuugh... nngh... huueuueueueiuieeie......

That's just wrong. Very wrong

 

[Sigurd]

uhmm you know the people who research them area are not the same people who make shit like this right? seems like you think there is one pool of money and every single research group takes out of it as they please. or maybe that the people who research cancer take time off to research other shit?

Sorry, it appears I didn't make myself clear for those of us with... difficulties. I meant: perhaps the people inventing this would have been better off using the time given to them to try and find a cure for cancer etc.?

 

[caLLous]

But they're not interested in curing diseases... they just want to make money. And to be quite honest, I'm not sure I want someone who designed a circumcision device to be working on a cure for cancer.

 

[Jonaldo]

A real man would just use an angle grinder for the job

 

[Sar]

A real man would just use an angle grinder for the job

Circular saw ffs!

 

[Mofo8]

http://www.smartklamp.com/parents/thesmartklamp.html


luckily for me there ain't one been made that's big enough

I think you'd find that if someone were to approach you wielding one of these devices, with the intention of placing it on you, your man bits would rapidly shrink to the correct size through a combination of fear and the desire to draw everything safely inside your own abdomen.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Sigurd in showing his faling for basic understanding of how the world works shocker.

Again.

YAY!

 

[Custodian]

Anyone else think that for once the term "end users" (from the top of the page, parents / end users) has never been more appropriate... ?

Such a nasty thing to do.

 

[Sigurd]

Sigurd in showing his faling for basic understanding of how the world works shocker.

Again.

YAY!

Do you want to go fuck yourself? I understand how the world works, fucktard, but it shouldn't work like this. No doubt pricks like you think it should eh?

 

[Tom]

Sorry, but mutilation of man-bits is just wrong.

 

[Jonaldo]

Sorry, but mutilation of man-bits is just wrong.

*mutilates Tom's man-bits*

 

[Mazling]

I, for one, am glad that the people who work on AIDS/Cancer cures and the people who work on auto-circumcision devices, are not the same people and are in fact entirely different people who would in fact never, ever so much as meet, nor become acquaintances at trendy London bars, or hear of people whom may bear passing resemblance to through friendly gossipish tales involving horseradish, vaseline and midnight bus rides home.

 

[Tom]

Do you want to go fuck yourself? I understand how the world works, fucktard, but it shouldn't work like this. No doubt pricks like you think it should eh?

Nice to see that people are wasting their time writing bollocks like the above, rather than large books about how to achieve a utopian society.

 

[MrBlack]

For those of you on a budget:

http://www.screwfix.com/app/sfd/cat/pro.jsp?id=12380&ts=20723

 

[Sigurd]

Nice to see that people are wasting their time writing bollocks like the above, rather than large books about how to achieve a utopian society.

Perhaps I've already read such books, you presumptious little twat?

 

[caLLous]

Perhaps he said write and you said read...

 

[Paradroid]

A real man would just use an angle grinder for the job

Dental floss, connected to a hefty door, is what a real man would use, or, a quick'n'easy run-round with the potato peeler, or, go down by the river and smash it off with a rock (caveman stylee).

 

[fatbusinessman]

For those of you on a budget:

http://www.screwfix.com/app/sfd/cat/pro.jsp?id=12380&ts=20723

Thanks for that....

 

[Tilda]

Nice to see that people are wasting their time writing bollocks like the above, rather than large books about how to achieve a utopian society.

Classic

But, euurgghh at the link

 

[amobea]

Perhaps I've already read such books, you presumptious little twat?

looking through for pictures, doesn't count as reading...

you know that right???