OT: The little story told with picture (used to hammer Brinx 1mb)

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old.Gombur Glodson

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Yes lets make a story made up with pictures.
we should do it like this:

Once upon a time there was a real buff 'ard d00d named tR0gster
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'ard tr0g had build a large company based on robbing old elf ladies from their money.

All the women was left devastated but that did not bother Tr0gster
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He went on with his bussiness until one day.....

(this is where you continue and then we keep it going and see how it turns out)
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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.. he met Tohotori, also known as Toto.
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A criminally insane mastermind (more criminal, insane and avid masturbator).

Days were spent contemplating... only to be interrupted by group cow abuse and telling each other how 'ard they are...

Until Tr0G finally had TEH IDEA!!1
Recent rumors said Albion minstrels were running low on instruments due to smashing them after concerts, sitting on them, their armsman friends using them as firewood etc. etc.

Cheap labor was needed and soon a herd of russian and spanish n00bs was gathered.
"Mio wanto el workio in el Camelotta for da big peseta! Mio will be richio in no time thanks to senor TroG and lady Toto!!1

But HA! Evul Toto quickly invented the 7day/24hour shift.
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One day, though, ...
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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The ewul cop named Brinxtah was aware of tr0g and toto illegal activities to he wanted to put a stop to them
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Tr0g and toto fled and hid away in their secret cave,
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but suddenly...
 
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Brinx

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A group of on-lookers approached.

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Armed with only a grapping hook, their only course of escape could be..
 
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ivan_russky

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Offtopic but wake up sickofit when and where have you seen a sweatshop in Russia or Spain .... now thailand or French polynesia would have sounded believable.
 
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old.tRoG

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to hop on sickofits old abandoned donkey which he had left by the entrance

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they then tried to inform the police of tRoG and Totos where abouts (Oh Jeepers!) but, fortunately for the criminal masterminds, the fat american officers where too busy with their dohnuts.

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[Cerebus]

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hehe

So it was up to the American DAoC player to sort out the problem:

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Unfortunatly, he was too busy with dressing up for meetings to do anything effective :

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old.tRoG

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on another part of the globe, far, far away an internet junkie who would spend all his day eating pizza and cola, surfing the net, and reading pr0n mags was eating pizza, drinking cola, surfing the net and reading pr0n mags.

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this man is in some way involved with the plot because...
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Originally posted by ivan_russky
Offtopic but wake up sickofit when and where have you seen a sweatshop in Russia or Spain .... now thailand or French polynesia would have sounded believable.
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Joke - definition:
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal.
a) Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
b) An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

... enough input?
 
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[Cerebus]

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/em makes gun shapes with his hands

ZING!!!
 
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ivan_russky

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Why, do you want me to quote the definition of ' Dull Joke ' sickofit ?.
 
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old.Tohtori

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Sickofit...(tm) i'm bloody going to gut you soon!


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A criminally insane mastermind (more criminal, insane and avid masturbator).

Days were spent contemplating... only to be interrupted by group cow abuse and telling each other how 'ard they are...

(lady toto)
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Who the hell ever said that i'm an avid masturbator!
:p
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Who the hell ever said that i'm an avid masturbator!
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It was based on an assumption... :)

And I think I hurt Ivan_Russky's national pride.
Bloody commie bastard!!
 
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old.Tohtori

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Well ok. Don't assume that again. Oh, and Lady toto? I do know you like me but i'm not female :D

Oh i bet you wished for that.. :p
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Well ok. Don't assume that again. Oh, and Lady toto? I do know you like me but i'm not female :D

Oh i bet you wished for that.. :p
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I OBJECT YOUR HONOR!!*bangs shoe on desk*

... spankboy... har har har
 
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old.tRoG

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well, me managing to be an 'Ard 'Ibbie Elfish FairyBoy must mean i am the 'ardest d00d here, so IM THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!

now do as i say my toto dear, or i shall tie you down to a bed and spank you. i shall spank you hard, and... oh wait, this is a public forum, best not to say what comes next :p

:sex:
 
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old.Tohtori

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Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam Lovely spam! Wonderful Spam! Lovely Spam, wonderful spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam...OH SHUT UP! Bloody vikings.... :p
 
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old.tRoG

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I'm not only a Viking, im also an 'Ard 'Ibbie Elfish FairyBoy!
 
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ivan_russky

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Frankly, yes you touched a sensitive topic there Sickofit but everyone knows that first of all Russia aint Communist anymore, technically it never was < only USSR was socialist > which im sure you know too but dont wanna admit it, second Ivan_ russky cause they wouldnt let me log in as old.Ivan , so there you go.



Gonnae move all the offices to Edinburgh.....hate the bloody rail.
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

Guest
Uhm... har har har... shall I define 'sarcasm' for you now? Barney style?
 
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ivan_russky

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Nah dont bother i recon i have Oxford dictionary somewhere in the drawers.
 
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old.Tohtori

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Saw ivan hanging around the forest one day and well..this is what i heard... :p


Oooh, i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok. I sleep all night and i work all day.

~He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he works all day!~

I cut down trees, i eat my lunch, i go to the laventry. On wednesday i go shopping, and have buttered scons for tea.

~He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the laventry. On wednesday he goes shopping, and has buttered scons for tea!~

I'm a lumberjack and i'm ok. I sleep all night and i work all day.

I cut down trees, i skip and jump, i like to press wild flowers. I put on womens clothing and hang around in bars.

~He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers. He puts on womens clothing and hangs around in bars?!~

~He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he works all day!~

I cut down trees, i wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. I wish i'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

~He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders and a..BRA?!....~

...

~He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he works all day!~
 
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ivan_russky

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Im sure it wasnt me, matey.

...hmmmmm perhaps you just saw a mirror eh ?
 
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old.Tohtori

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No no, definetly you. All ivany. Red shirt, jeans and an axe. Mmhm. Or Sickofit...(tm) :p
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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sicko dont use axes he just plows through the trees with his tractor of doom
 
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ivan_russky

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<< Lumberjacks topless

so no red shirt there :p
 
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old.tRoG

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how nice, true love for your vehicle

and sickofit sailed into the sunset with his big, red, lovely, tractor.

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