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Addlcove
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this thread is for funny irc things no flames please, and NO offence is meant to any nation, sex, or sexuality that may be mentioned
these are some I found on the net, am gonna take the funniest and post here, jsut because I´m bored, should any of you find yourself appearing here, do let me know
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null0> sorry, was a bit busy yesterday
<null0> and monday Argentina had a holiday
<null0> celebrating that Argentina lost the war about the falklands
<enge> hoh
<enge> in germany we never celebrate that we lost wars
<null0> you'd never be working then ;-P
<enge>
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Null> grounding it
<steven> grounding what?
<Null> 194.255.88.32
<Null> in the routing table
<steven> what does "grounding" an IP mean then?
<Null> routing to localhost
<Null> I made it up myself
<steven> oh that's fine then
<steven> no wonder I had no idea what you were talking about
* steven has just finished flamping a bick.
<Null> Good for you
<steven> thanks, it plipped a busk but then I japlered a monding, so it was wormligged anyway.
<Null> Obviously - it took you that long to figure out ?
<steven> I had trouble making up words that didnt resemble any other word too closely
<Null> hehe
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20:49] Lorry : How big are average penises in cm?
<....>
[20:53] Lorry : seems to say 6 inches which is what I thought, just wasn't sure how people would claim that in cm.
[20:54] Lorry : It doesn't sound right saying "Give me the whole 15.24cm big boy!"
[20:54] jv- : yeah
[20:54] jv- : you round it to 16cm
[20:55] Lorry : So metric gives you a bigger willy
[20:55] Lorry : Brilliant! let's join the Euro!
[20:58] Lorry : That's all the British Press would need to say... We'd be happy.
[20:58] Lorry : An extra 8mm on our willies if we join Europe
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ok I´d better stop now enyou
the rest can be read at IRC-silliness have fun
these are some I found on the net, am gonna take the funniest and post here, jsut because I´m bored, should any of you find yourself appearing here, do let me know
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null0> sorry, was a bit busy yesterday
<null0> and monday Argentina had a holiday
<null0> celebrating that Argentina lost the war about the falklands
<enge> hoh
<enge> in germany we never celebrate that we lost wars
<null0> you'd never be working then ;-P
<enge>
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Null> grounding it
<steven> grounding what?
<Null> 194.255.88.32
<Null> in the routing table
<steven> what does "grounding" an IP mean then?
<Null> routing to localhost
<Null> I made it up myself
<steven> oh that's fine then
<steven> no wonder I had no idea what you were talking about
* steven has just finished flamping a bick.
<Null> Good for you
<steven> thanks, it plipped a busk but then I japlered a monding, so it was wormligged anyway.
<Null> Obviously - it took you that long to figure out ?
<steven> I had trouble making up words that didnt resemble any other word too closely
<Null> hehe
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20:49] Lorry : How big are average penises in cm?
<....>
[20:53] Lorry : seems to say 6 inches which is what I thought, just wasn't sure how people would claim that in cm.
[20:54] Lorry : It doesn't sound right saying "Give me the whole 15.24cm big boy!"
[20:54] jv- : yeah
[20:54] jv- : you round it to 16cm
[20:55] Lorry : So metric gives you a bigger willy
[20:55] Lorry : Brilliant! let's join the Euro!
[20:58] Lorry : That's all the British Press would need to say... We'd be happy.
[20:58] Lorry : An extra 8mm on our willies if we join Europe
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ok I´d better stop now enyou
the rest can be read at IRC-silliness have fun