Original way too tell someone they suck..

[Phooka]

I'm thinking how you can make clear to a person how much they suck without using the obvious words like: C*nt, sl*t , 4ss etc and if we stick to it mods wont close the thread ^^...

You are so shallow, that you have the depth of a pissstain in a public urinoir. The only impression you make on the world is the awfull stench after you vapourized. Even that will be washed away after the first clean sweep.

something like that... Used that but in dutch...

 

[Cemeterygates]

i like you about as much as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick...

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't particulary feel comfortable in your presence.

Man it killed Sir Henry the Tiddles Jr in the tea society.

 

[Mey]

You act much in the way of the rectum ampulla in that you store all the bullshit of the world and spout it out on regular intervals..

 

[Morchaoron]

They should grind up your corpse and use it as a fertilizer, at least that way you aren't a complete waste of oxygen to us...

 

[Benedictine]

I prefer the Pythonesque:

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries - now go away or I shall taunt you some more! (in a hammy French accent)

 

[Lamp]

One more IQ point and you could bark

 

[Phooka]

lol yeh good ones here :worthy:

 

[Hansmoleman]

I prefer the Pythonesque:

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries - now go away or I shall taunt you some more! (in a hammy French accent)

should you not fart in there general direction as well?

 

[Gibberish]

Here's one I like but can't remember where I read it (probably a Pratchett book but not sure)

If you were to die the world's average intelligence level would rise slightly

 

[old.Tohtori]

I prefer the Pythonesque:

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries - now go away or I shall taunt you some more! (in a hammy French accent)

Now now, let's do it properly...

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Is there anyone else i can talk to?

No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

 

[tris-]

fuck off and die. no one here likes you and no one ever will.

 

[Blackjack]

Punch them in the face... they'll know

 

[Phooka]

Punch them in the face... they'll know

Thats what chav's do

 

[Blackjack]

Thats what chav's do

And you know chavs don't like you

 

[Lamp]

Always liked the one in Lock Stock with the alcohol and fire extinguisher outside the bar LOL

 

[Phooka]

And you know chavs don't like you

chavs love meh!! ima diplomatic genius

 

[Blackjack]

chavs love meh!! ima diplomatic genius

Look, i have a nice shiny hubcap here. I'll give you this if you and your 40 friends leave right now.

 

[Krait]

"The human race is apparently descended from apes,but in your case it's a bit more recent"

 

[Kharok Svark]

Slightly adjusted a comment from a post budget speach;

"You have done as much to assist the popularity of our class/realm, as the Boston strangler did to assist the acceptance of door to door salesmen!"

 

[Cemeterygates]

And you know chavs don't like you

and no1 likes chavs...other than chavs.....:kissit:

 

[Phooka]

Look, i have a nice shiny hubcap here. I'll give you this if you and your 40 friends leave right now.

The kewl disco globe key hanger thingy works nicely enuf thx mate

 

[Blackjack]

The kewl disco globe key hanger thingy works nicely enuf thx mate

A chav wouldn't say that :touch:

 

[Cruhar]

Congratulations, you just proved that its possible for a semi-human being to have a lower IQ than his shoo-size

9 and a half, was it?

 

[ilaya]

when u sent your Cv in for the sunderland managers job, they used it to test their new shredder.