oooh my legs are still crossed after reading this..

[old.Quorthon]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_165480.html


!!!!



Q

 

[*Kornholio*]

Ouch... damn woman should have gotten a life sentence... 6 months... bah !!!! At the very minimum she should have all of her teeth pulled...

 

[old.Davehart]

shocking.

 

[old.MeanMrMustard]

poor poor man.

 

[old.hazzeryoda]

Damn Biatch! freaking testicle-biting women everywhere!

 

[old.TUG]

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez man dat is rank!

Good to here she been jailed... wot if we bit off a tit of some bird?

NO NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

 

[Embattle]

Damn.....mouthful of hair...yuck

 

[*Kornholio*]

Mouth full of hair from biting tits off ?? Embattle, i think you hang around with the wrong kind of chicks ;-) Check the species m8

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Yeeeeow!

OUCH!

I read that story elsewhere a few weeks ago. What the article above doesn't say is, apparently the guy who lost the bollock (tears in my eyes now!) didn't realise she'd bitten it off because he was so drunk!

Well excuse me but no matter how drunk I get, I'm damn sure I'd notice if some slapper bit off one of MY family jewels!

 

[Testin da Cable]

Re: Yeeeeow!

Originally posted by Reverend Flatus
OUCH!
Well excuse me but no matter how drunk I get, I'm damn sure I'd notice if some slapper bit off one of MY family jewels!

imagine that *shudders*

thats like not noticing you've been gored by a bull or something

 

[*Kornholio*]

or not noticing a great white shark ripping your leg off...

 

[old.MeanMrMustard]

I wander what he said when he woke uo in the morning with a hangover... and a missing testicle

 

[old.Quorthon]

er lorena lorena what have u done


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[Embattle]

Originally posted by Kornholio[UC_UK]
Mouth full of hair from biting tits off ?? Embattle, i think you hang around with the wrong kind of chicks ;-) Check the species m8

The original offence dog face

 

[old.TUG]

starts:

er lorena lorena what have u done

middle:

I bit off your bollock you stupid c*nt!

(kinda rhymes, hence the reply )

 

[*Kornholio*]

Originally posted by TUG
starts:

er lorena lorena what have u done

middle:

I bit off your bollock you stupid c*nt!

(kinda rhymes, hence the reply )

ends : BLAM !!!! (or what ever noise you would like for gun-fire)

 

[*Kornholio*]

Feeling rather poetic...

Male : "What did you do, you stuipid mutt ??"
Female : "I bit off your whole left nut !!"
Male : "Well what the f*#k did you do that for ??"
Female : "'Coz you called me a f*#king whore !!!"
Male : "Sod you wench, I'll get you back !!"
Female : "Next time I'll bite your whole nut-sack !!"
Male : "Oh yeah, we'll see, I'll hear you wail"
"'Coz the next 6 months you'll spend in jail !!"

ta-da

 

[old.Quorthon]

clap...clap...clap...bravo, bravo, encore, encore


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[Testin da Cable]

quite good
hidden depths innit?

 

[old.Quorthon]

Yes TDC, he clearly missed his calling in life

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[*Kornholio*]

For the Irish :

There once was a man called testin_da_cable
With spamming he was very able
so when he got bored
his post count just soared
while his coffee got cold on the table



just kidding TDC, nothing personal m8

 

[Testin da Cable]

no offence taken m8

actually, since I'm an extreme caffiene addict, I never let my coffee go cold

 

[old.SUp3rFM]

tdc, you'd better lay off caffeine, then, you freaking spammah from hell!

*ouch* that story... /me makes a nut count (everything is okay)

 

[old.TUG]

Jeez TDC, u iz almost as g00d a poet as me... I hate competition!!!

 

[Testin da Cable]

/me smiles