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old.[EoD]Riz
Guest
1. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
2. A hard on doesn't count as personal growth.
3. Do I look like a fucking people person?
4. This isn't an office, its Hell with fluorescent lighting.
5. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
6. I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
7. If I throw a stick will you leave.
8. Oi you!...Off my planet!
9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet, I'll put shoes
on my cat.
10. Does your train of thought have a caboose.
11. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was
flat.
12. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
13. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
14. And your cry-baby whiny arsed opinion would be...?
15. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
16. Allow me to introduce my selves.
17. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
18. What ever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
19. Suburbia: Where they tear out all the trees and them name the
streets after them.
20. Are these your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
21. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
22. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
23. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
24. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then realise you
haven't been to sleep yet.
25. I Have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery, why should I
leave the house?
26. Can I trade this job for whatever's behind door number 2?
27. Okay, okay I take it back. Unfuck you!
28. Macho law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
29. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it.
30. Not all men are annoying. Some of them are dead.
31. Too many freaks, not enough circuses!(this one should be
pre-ceeded with a sigh I think)
32. Chaos, panic, disorder - My work here is done.
33. A woman's favourite position is CEO
34. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you
touch me.
35. And which dwarf are you?
36. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted pay
cheques.
37. How do I set the laser printer to stun?
2. A hard on doesn't count as personal growth.
3. Do I look like a fucking people person?
4. This isn't an office, its Hell with fluorescent lighting.
5. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
6. I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
7. If I throw a stick will you leave.
8. Oi you!...Off my planet!
9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet, I'll put shoes
on my cat.
10. Does your train of thought have a caboose.
11. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was
flat.
12. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
13. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
14. And your cry-baby whiny arsed opinion would be...?
15. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
16. Allow me to introduce my selves.
17. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
18. What ever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
19. Suburbia: Where they tear out all the trees and them name the
streets after them.
20. Are these your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
21. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
22. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
23. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
24. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then realise you
haven't been to sleep yet.
25. I Have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery, why should I
leave the house?
26. Can I trade this job for whatever's behind door number 2?
27. Okay, okay I take it back. Unfuck you!
28. Macho law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
29. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it.
30. Not all men are annoying. Some of them are dead.
31. Too many freaks, not enough circuses!(this one should be
pre-ceeded with a sigh I think)
32. Chaos, panic, disorder - My work here is done.
33. A woman's favourite position is CEO
34. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you
touch me.
35. And which dwarf are you?
36. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted pay
cheques.
37. How do I set the laser printer to stun?