OMfG!!! im seriously going to kill myself if this thing hits the world....

Thorwyn

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rofl :D

DTP used to be a former publisher of us. Didn´t know you can sink THAT low. :D
 

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Thorwyn[B&Q] said:
rofl :D

DTP used to be a former publisher of us. Didn´t know you can sink THAT low. :D

y'know i love animals, but i've found myself carrying a small hammer, and checking out all the frogs i see, rubbing them to make sure they're not wearing make-up obviously, and when i find that little blue, leather jacket wearing, goggle eyed, robo-plaegic wrong-cock iim gonna smash his twisted little face all the way back to belgium, or wherever it came from... :twak:
 

Alan

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OMG this is gona be so cool and make my xmass list.

Ring-ding-a-ding-a-ding-ker-powww-burummmmm
 

Rediknight

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Tears said:
OMG this is gona be so cool and make my xmass list.

Ring-ding-a-ding-a-ding-ker-powww-burummmmm

let me guess, now you're running around your office, with a pair of swimming goggles on, in your coat, screaming and acting like the frog?


damn, you're glad i don't work there ;) haha!
 

Jeriraa

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Even worse than the frog is the fact that the game will probably a cheap halfassed racing game with unbearable controls and people will still buy it.
 

Naffets

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can't believe some of this shit, and they wonder why people buy pirate games when people make shit like this and still try to sell it for £30
 

Ezteq

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lol and people say society's lost its finesse................

:puke:
 

Job

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It brings home to me how there are millions of cretins across the globe who are just waiting for some shit..any shit to fill their empty minds.
:m00:
 

Alan

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Rediknight said:
let me guess, now you're running around your office, with a pair of swimming goggles on, in your coat, screaming and acting like the frog?


damn, you're glad i don't work there ;) haha!

I was trying to be sarcastic :)
 

Comos

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Why anyone would spend any money on this is beyond me...
This must be THE most annoying little animated thing since

<thinks...>

since the last most annoying animated thing!
 

Rookiescot

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Surely the computer using world is more discerning than this?

If not then I suggest they just drop the bloody bomb now.

Just drop it...... put the world out of this missery please.
 

Morchaoron

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isnt that gonna be a 18+ game then?

I mean, take a close look at one of his pictures, isnt that hanging tiny thing between his legs supposed to be his dick?
 

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Jeriraa said:
Even worse than the frog is the fact that the game will probably a cheap halfassed racing game with unbearable controls and people will still buy it.

word

I would love to work in HMV or something and just smack everyone buying the fucking record as well.
 

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I will make it my duty to strangle with their intestines anyone in my local area that gets this game. :p

How do the general uneducated moronic public (Read: CHavs or just general morons) just lap up this stuff without stopping to think "Im a complete and utter freaking idiot" ?

People liking this stuff only proves to me that Humanity is getting thicker and thicker as time goes on. :rolleyes:
 

Awarkle

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I say well done to the developers getting that one passed the publishers, i know that if i was sat in some big plushy office and someone said.

"omg man i got the best idea for a game you know that frog the one on the mobile phones, wouldnt that make the best racing game".

<man behind desk>

"sure sure and we could have it make anoying noices when you cross the finish line".

<developer>

"yeah and he could not actually ride a bike"

<man behind desk frantically pressing the panic button>

"it would be the best thing since slice bread"

<guardsd run in and drag the developer away>

I think they have found a new source of income they had the pink pound from gay peeps, and upper class pound (peeps who shop in harrods), and now they got the Fuckbiscuit pound for people who really dont know any better.

God if only i had made up somthing more anoying that crazy frog i would be rolling in moneys. Quick all help me produce crazy moose that has your mobile phone output a 300 decible moose fog horn sound that goes "IM A RETARD KILL ME" that way we all know who to be the crap out of when there phone rings :)

anyways it will probbly go to number one in the charts
 

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Thorwyn[B&Q] said:
rofl :D

DTP used to be a former publisher of us. Didn´t know you can sink THAT low. :D
Some people will go as low as low if the money is right... :p

afaik, this stupid mutated frog has made millions in cash. :eek6:
 

old.Tohtori

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Should sell quite a lot.

If it comes as a multiplatformer that is.

Good idea, selling count and moneywise. And the frog isn't that annoying, it's just trendy to hate it. Posers.
 

Rediknight

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old.Tohtori said:
Should sell quite a lot.

If it comes as a multiplatformer that is.

Good idea, selling count and moneywise. And the frog isn't that annoying, it's just trendy to hate it. Posers.

dude, last weekend i had to stand under a tinny PA system, belting out that, Barbie Girl, Encore un Fois and that nasty song that silly fat kid mimes too on ABS... After the 15th run through of BINGBIANGAGBIANANANAGNGNGNGNGAAAAAPffft... VROEAOMOAAMAOMOM!!!! PINGPINGOPANWOPIN WAP!!!! BRRRRMVRAUMWMMM!M!! i went and cut the cable with a piece of broken glass...

i have absolved myself of any fashion in my hate of that frog, i now know this to be true... the hate in me is all mine :touch:
 

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SERIOUSLY, WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING THE LITTLE BLUE BASTARD?

IT has managed to beat cold play. so its safe to say that most of the country likes the frog rather than cold play. who the fuck are you?! i dont know a single person from over 100s of people who like the twat of a frog.

when i find ya, im gonna shove a frog up your anus! stop funding this annoying bastard!
 

Taobitz

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im going to pre-order myself a copy :clap:
cant wait... wonder if you can race sweety the chick!!!
 

Garnet

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They should change the game to Killing the Crazy Frog. They would make much more sales. :p
 

Mabs

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they should make u give personal details when u buy it, then men come in the middle of the night, take you away, and neuter you tbh. would solve the chav problem in about 15 years aswell
as for people being moronic, there is a finite amount of common sense in this world, and more and more people sharing it
 

Jaem-

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Mabs said:
they should make u give personal details when u buy it, then men come in the middle of the night, take you away, and neuter you tbh. would solve the chav problem in about 15 years aswell
as for people being moronic, there is a finite amount of common sense in this world, and more and more people sharing it
Its a social thing, envirnoment your brought up in, not passed down through the family... :p
 

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