Omegle!

[Cemeterygates]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: heya
Stranger: how are you?
You: i'm good thanks
You: you?
Stranger: getting drunk
Stranger: vacation started
You: vacation you say...anywhere nice?
Stranger: naah
You: why not?
Stranger: well not enough money
You: rob a bank
Stranger: haha, get on vacation in a cell you mean
Stranger: asl?
You: was just about to ask you that
Stranger: got to you first
You: omg!
Stranger: yeah
You: somebody has just poked a dog turd into my letter box!!
You: it's still warm!
Stranger: what?? really?? that's..disgusting...nice neighbours you have
You: neighbours....never been keen on them aussie bastards
You: summer bay just dont do it for me
Stranger: okey...
You: no it is not ok!
Stranger: well no, i didnt mean that...just that..aussies might explain it all...
You: aussies have the answer?
Stranger: no but that if your neighbours are...
You: your telling me the smarties advert was a lie?
Stranger: not familiar with that so...
You: seriously?
Stranger: yep
You: well fuck me sideways with a steak knife
Stranger: from very very far up north..and if you're down under..then halfway round the world
Stranger: might hurt
You: i like it rough
Stranger: well if it works for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Cerb]

Just had a very strange one...


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: "Hi," you say to particularly no one.
Stranger: You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded
front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
You: 'Avast' he said climbing into the letterbox
Stranger: You momentarily contemplate why you are narrating your own actions.
Stranger: You decide you must be retarded.
You: wait am i retarded or are you?
You: im not good at this 3rd person shite
Stranger: You decide arguing with yourself won't help anything.
You: it might help make people think your crazy
Stranger: Just then, a man walks in from the north.
Stranger: He's about 5'8'', ugly, and rabbit-like.
You: his name, Freddie...no wheres his house?!
Stranger: "Excuse me, sir," he mumbles.
Stranger: "You wouldn't happen to know where we are?"
You: Camelot
You: how can a person be rabbit like?
Stranger: "Ah, I find that rather unlikely, but okay."
Stranger: "Excuse me?"
You: does he hop? have long ears?
Stranger: "Do you dare to insult me?"
Stranger: He changes his stance to a more hostile one.
Stranger: You see the handle of a revolver sticking out of his pants.
You: alright stop!
You: hamer time! "he swings a hammer at the rabbit like man
You: "
Stranger: Rabbit man is unaffected by your imaginary hammer.
Stranger: He shoots you dead.
Stranger: You lose.
Stranger: Points: 3 out of 137.
You: more than i get in most exams
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[kiliarien]

Just had a very strange one...


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: "Hi," you say to particularly no one.
Stranger: You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded
front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
You: 'Avast' he said climbing into the letterbox
Stranger: You momentarily contemplate why you are narrating your own actions.
Stranger: You decide you must be retarded.
You: wait am i retarded or are you?
You: im not good at this 3rd person shite
Stranger: You decide arguing with yourself won't help anything.
You: it might help make people think your crazy
Stranger: Just then, a man walks in from the north.
Stranger: He's about 5'8'', ugly, and rabbit-like.
You: his name, Freddie...no wheres his house?!
Stranger: "Excuse me, sir," he mumbles.
Stranger: "You wouldn't happen to know where we are?"
You: Camelot
You: how can a person be rabbit like?
Stranger: "Ah, I find that rather unlikely, but okay."
Stranger: "Excuse me?"
You: does he hop? have long ears?
Stranger: "Do you dare to insult me?"
Stranger: He changes his stance to a more hostile one.
Stranger: You see the handle of a revolver sticking out of his pants.
You: alright stop!
You: hamer time! "he swings a hammer at the rabbit like man
You: "
Stranger: Rabbit man is unaffected by your imaginary hammer.
Stranger: He shoots you dead.
Stranger: You lose.
Stranger: Points: 3 out of 137.
You: more than i get in most exams
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Exceedingly involving. Roleplay ftw! I couldn't help but feel the revolver hanging out of his pants was a metaphor for something else.

 

[Olgaline]

ok I kinda suck at it :/

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello friend how are you ?
Stranger: i was just talking to some crazy religious person
Stranger: im fine thanks
Stranger: you?
You: I am good, could be better
You: crazy guy ?
Stranger: yer, very preacy
You: I'm normal happy, but today I am abit sad
Stranger: why could you be better?
You: I want badly to go to europe and be like you people free and happy
You: not like here
Stranger: where are you?
You: I am in Senegal
Stranger: whats wrong with it there?
You: We are poor and no inet only public shit cafe
Stranger: come to the uk
You: I am female 23 and single,
You: will you help me ?
Stranger: ok
You: my name is janice
Stranger: i have a friend called janice
Stranger: i live with her at uni
You: I'll thankyou very much, maybe even how you like
You: I need british passport or they wont let me leave
You: will you help ?
Stranger: how?
You: get british passport and send to me here in senegal,
Stranger: ill send you a kiss on a piece of paper
You: if you guy I'll thank you how you like
You: if girl i dont do that
You: please help '?
Stranger: no
You: you dont like girls ?
Stranger: i dont help internet people
You: I am very beautifull, we must talk on phone ? you give number i call
Stranger: ok
You: praise you kind guy
You: give to me
Stranger: 07877092588
You: thanyou bye

 

[Lamp]

it takes a billion dumb monkeys to eventually figure out how to type shakespeare

only takes 2 to entertain FHOT

 

[CorNokZ]

I ran into a guy yesterday asking if I 'liek mudkipz'.. I told him to fuck off

 

[Olgaline]

ok cornokz, I'll leave it up

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: jeu
Stranger: hey
You: are you a guy ?
Stranger: yes
You: how old ?
Stranger: 22
You: are you good looking ?
Stranger: oh yes
You: where are you from ?
Stranger: new yor
Stranger: new york
You: cool me too
Stranger: asl
You: 19 female
Stranger: so whats up
You: I'm horny!
Stranger: im getting there
You: tell me a joke and you might just get lucky
Stranger: hmmm
You: i dont get it
Stranger: no no
Stranger: im thinking
Stranger: i gotta think of a really good one
You: ok
Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there ='
You: ?
Stranger: Ben
You: ben who ?
Stranger: ben dover
Stranger: good one
Stranger: yes?

You: i didnt like it :/ I'll give you another try
Stranger: ok
Stranger: when you gonna let me tap that
You: let me have it hot stuff
Stranger: okay baby
Stranger: when can i do it
You: wanna meet up at a hotel in an hour ? I know this great place just outside manhatten
Stranger: oh wow im really close to there
You: to be fair I gotta tell you one little thing tho'
Stranger: yes
You: I only have one legg but I'm really hot! dose that bother you ?
Stranger: oh no way
You: ok the Place is called Freddyshouse look iy up hun' I'll be the one in the green dress
Stranger: k hold on
You: bye hun' see you soon
Stranger: i need to know what you look like
You have disconnected.

 

[CorNokZ]

fu! I'll delete it and make a new post! :<

Stranger: i need to know what you look like

d'oh!

SHE HAS ONE LEG FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

ok cornokz, I'll leave it up

Lol, you twat. There is actually a hotel named Freddy's House, in New York!
Freddy's House in Cutchogue | Travel + Leisure

*** It's in New York State though, on the eastern border with Connecticut, 100km east of Manhattan

 

[Olgaline]

Lol!
epic

 

[Olgaline]

Right this one got abit odd and long

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey hows life
You: it's all so green!
Stranger: my thoughts exactly
Stranger: asl?
You: and square"
You: I'm not sure
Stranger: green and square. totally
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: you on drugs too?
You: it looks like a house
You: and who's this who's freddy
Stranger: freddy the ass who stole my bike last year
Stranger: freddy IS
You: we hate him
Stranger: a bitch.
Stranger: same here
Stranger: we hate him very much
You: I do bubles? does that count ?
Stranger: hell yes it does! you dont even have to ask!
Stranger: bubles is the shit
You: some guy gave me 4 reacently
Stranger: 4 bubles?
You: I feel repped
Stranger: damn for free?
Stranger: you lucky devil
Stranger: i bet you feel very repped
You: i feel trapped though
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: trapped in a bubble?
You: no in green
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: the green square look like a house
You: it hurts
Stranger: gotcha
Stranger: thats no good
Stranger: you should probably do more drugs
You: maybe
Stranger: it helps
Stranger: trust me
Stranger: sometimes when im alone and it gets really dark i like to just sit and talk to all the spirits around me.
Stranger: you ever do that?
Stranger: mods change fucking EVERYTHING
You: mods change it all ?
Stranger: finally someone else gets it
Stranger: i like you, mr. green.
Stranger: or ms. green.
You: I'm not green
Stranger: im not one to judge
Stranger: in my book, you're the greenest of them all
You: I'm blue, the green surrounds me
Stranger: and trust me when i say, thats a good thing
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: would you rather be blue than green?
You: I'd ratehr be purple,
You: you talk to spirits ? me too
Stranger: yeah theres always more time to be purple
Stranger: yeah its interesting because they see everything that goes on so they know a lot
You: I talk to Aberlour daily
Stranger: is that a spirit? ive never talked to an aberlour
You: it is, he lives in a cask
Stranger: i was talking to a man named dean whitecliff
Stranger: is he a good or bad spirit?
Stranger: what color is he?
You: angels take him abit at a time though
You: golden
Stranger: ahhh i dont see very many golden around where i am
You: wich do you see ?
Stranger: most are very negative spirits around here
Stranger: usually dark with light eyes
You: mine only turn negative the next day
You: like a bad dream
You: hazzy even
Stranger: i know what you mean. thats why i turn to drugs when things get out of hand
You: bubles!
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: you ever run into negative spirits trying to pose as positive spirits?
You: you have ?
Stranger: the mods have no minds, they are just useless automatominatons
You: the mods dont want us to have bubles!
Stranger: hell nah they dont.
Stranger: i have
Stranger: you ahve to be careful
Stranger: becasue they try to seem positive and look very light
Stranger: and then once you tell them personal things
You: I know how to cure that
Stranger: they abuse you
Stranger: well i learned a trick
You: call on Tohtori!
Stranger: positive spirits can touch you, negative spirits cant
Stranger: you ask them to shake your hand
Stranger: usually the negative spirits get very angry and go batshit though
Stranger: i dont know what a tohtori is. sorry :/
You: If you praise the Tohtori, you'll call apon the troll spirit,
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: troll spirits are too misunderstanding for me
Stranger: they always take everything im saying like i want to fight them
You: but it will attract the negative spirits away from you
You: can I tell you a secret ?
Stranger: ah i didnt know they did that
Stranger: yes please
You: I see trolls everyday, they like the green
Stranger: ah are they attracted to your spirit or not?
You: I know where to find them too...I call it the OT
You: no i just like to watch them,
You: but I dont like the green, they do though, but it's ok,
Stranger: ah how can i find them?
You: some live on Icefloats,
You: just look for freddy
You: if you Find his house, you'll find the trolls
Stranger: im not sure where to find the icefloats
Stranger: i cant talk to freddy again
You: you have to
You: or you wont see the trolls
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: freddy wouldnt be happy to see me
Stranger: so ill be honest
Stranger: im on oxycontin right now
Stranger: and things are going steeply
You: shine a Lamp into corknoze field and let tohtori guid you to Olga
Stranger: you sound like you are living in an anime
You: I might be
Stranger: thats neat
Stranger: i gotta go
Stranger: the baby is here
You: bye
Stranger: be safe
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Lamp]

any minute the Feds are gonna kick down your door, strip you naked, and tell you that you have the right to an attorney

 

[Lamp]

just had an hour long conversation with someone! time to log & pork the missus