Olympics 2012

Dreamor

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A friend went home to his wife one evening.
" look at this" he said "I've bought of packet of these new Olympic condoms, three in a pack, gold,silver and bronze."
"And which one are you going to use tonight then?"
" I'm going for gold"
"How about using the silver one and giving someone else a chance to come first?"
 

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President Bush was preparing for his Olympic speech. Clearing his throat, he began "Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo". His bemused aide interrupted him. "Er...Mr. President, Sir, those are the Olympic Rings. Your speech is underneath".
 

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