Old woman

[Lamp]

An old woman in a wheelchair is getting picked up in the community bus. She says to the driver, “You know, in all my years I’ve never been kissed by a man”.

The driver feels sorry for her and kisses her on the cheek.

She continues, “And I’ve never had my tits felt”.

Again the driver obliges.

Then she says “And I’ve never been fucked by a man either!”.

The driver looks sorry and lifts her out of her wheelchair.

Then he walks over to a nearby wheeliebin, sticks her in it and says “There you go, that’s fucked you”.

 

[grimlin]

gona have to go try that now. your a bad influence

 

[Overdriven]

Such copied jokes recently =(



I didn't get this one =(

 

[Naffets]

An old woman in a wheelchair is getting picked up in the community bus. She says to the driver, “You know, in all my years I’ve never been kissed by a man”.

The driver feels sorry for her and kisses her on the cheek.

She continues, “And I’ve never had my tits felt”.

Again the driver obliges.

Then she says “And I’ve never been fucked by a man either!”.

The driver looks sorry and lifts her out of her wheelchair.

Then he walks over to a nearby wheeliebin, sticks her in it and says “There you go, that’s fucked you”.

I can't believe it, i laughed.

Rep

 

[Bugz]

lol ^^

good find

 

[fettoken]

I can´t sense the point in the end...