Old Phrase --> New Phrase

[Ardwan]

OLD PHRASE --> NEW PHRASE

No Fucking Way! --> I'm not certain that's feasible.
You've got to be shitting me. --> Really!
Tell someone who gives a fuck. --> Perhaps you should check with...

Ask me if I give a fuck. --> Of course I'm concerned.
It's not my fucking problem. --> I wasn't involved in that project.
What the fuck? --> Interesting behaviour.

Fuck it, it won't work. --> I'm not sure I can implement this.
Why the fuck didn't you tell me? --> I'll try to schedule that sooner?
When the fuck do you expect me to do this? --> Perhaps I can work late.

Who the fuck cares? --> Are you sure it's a problem?
He's got his head up his ass. --> He's not familiar with this problem.
Eat Shit. --> You don't say.
Eat shit & die. --> Excuse me?
Eat shit & die, Motherfucker. --> Excuse me, sir?

What the fuck do they want from my life? --> They weren't happy with it?
Fuck it, I'm on salary. --> I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
Shove it up your ass. --> I don't think you understand.
This job sucks. --> I love a challenge.

Who the hell died and made you boss? --> You want me to take care of this?
Blow me. --> I see.
Blow yourself. --> Do you see?

Another fucking meeting. --> Yes, I think we should discuss this.
I really don't give a shit. --> I don't think it'll be a problem.

Fuck You. --> How nice. How very nice.

 

[Aeiedil]

very nice

 

[Damon_D]

Ahh one way translations have allways facinated me , or does it go both ways ?? When I say nice work on this thread do I meen it , or do I mean fuck off and eat dirt ??? Tis could get complicated

 

[Trahg]

I see. How nice. How very nice.

 

[- Pathfinder -]

Originally posted by Trahg
I see. How nice. How very nice.

Couldn't agree more

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Ardwan
OLD PHRASE --> NEW PHRASE


Eat shit & die. --> Excuse me?
Eat shit & die, Motherfucker. --> Excuse me, sir?

Those two..oh..pure art.

 

[erl]

I'd say daoc would be a nicer place to be if mythic automatically converted all lines according to these rules

 

[SFXman]

Originally posted by Ardwan
Fuck it, it won't work. --> I'm not sure I can implement this.

GOA's translation teams most used line, turned into "Friday News" form...

 

[Tasans]

Originally posted by erl


I'd say daoc would be a nicer place to be if mythic automatically converted all lines according to these rules

Nah wouldn't work in daoc we have phrases like :
"fu mf pwn j00 azz"

 

[old.tRoG]

Originally posted by Tasans


Nah wouldn't work in daoc we have phrases like :
"fu mf pwn j00 azz"

Interesting behaviour.