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[Fafnir]

What did Snowhite say when she fell down ontop of Pinnochio's nose?


-Lie you bastard, LIE!!

 

[Sharma]

heh

hehe


hehehehe


erm

 

[old.Ailelun]

uke:

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Lame

A guy says, "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I'm getting smaller!"
Doctor replies, "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."

 

[Old_Bean]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.



NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL OLD!

 

[Aoln]

FFS REMOVE MUNG FROM EVERY LAST POST

 

[old.windforce]

chicken runs into a wall

tok

 

[vestax]

A girl and a boy were at the back of the cinema, kissing passionately.

When they come up for air, the boy says, "I really love kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your chewing gum."

The girl replies,"It's not chewing gum, I've got bronchitis

 

[Cush]

Originally posted by vestax
A girl and a boy were at the back of the cinema, kissing passionately.

When they come up for air, the boy says, "I really love kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your chewing gum."

The girl replies,"It's not chewing gum, I've got bronchitis

this one was disgusting

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by vestax
A girl and a boy were at the back of the cinema, kissing passionately.

When they come up for air, the boy says, "I really love kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your chewing gum."

The girl replies,"It's not chewing gum, I've got bronchitis

uke:
uke:
uke:
uke:

 

[vestax]

im glad you enjoyed it

 

[DocWolfe]

Did you hear, the major guy who cheated on Who wants to be a Millionaire just commited suicide.

-ITV said that they would pay for the ceremony, but not for the coffin (coughin')

 

[Gimly]

Just been sent this...

Jack and Jill went up the Hill
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of cock
cos Jill's a fucking tranny!!!

 

[Faeldawn]

Originally posted by DocWolfe
Did you hear, the major guy who cheated on Who wants to be a Millionaire just commited suicide.

-ITV said that they would pay for the ceremony, but not for the coffin (coughin')

not bad

 

[old.shotgunstow]

Originally posted by Fafnir
What did Snowhite say when she fell down ontop of Pinnochio's nose?


-Lie you bastard, LIE!!

No no no, it's what did snow white say when pinnochio was looking at her vagina...

 

[dorfs]

tell me a huuuuuugeeeeeee lie

 

[Cush]

Originally posted by dorfs
tell me a huuuuuugeeeeeee lie

You are not fat!


there happy now?