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old.Niljindil
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Would have been funny if not for the silly laughs in the background all the time ;/
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Belsameth
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yup. a shame really.
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SilverHood
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was probably recorded live 
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old.tRoG
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Penis Poem
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring,
But now i've got a full-time job,
To find the blasted thing,
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave,
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave,
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes....
--And before you ask, no, I didn't make it up - I actually got it in an email from my father.... Hrm.
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring,
But now i've got a full-time job,
To find the blasted thing,
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave,
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave,
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes....
--And before you ask, no, I didn't make it up
- I actually got it in an email from my father.... Hrm.
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Rumble
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I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Response from the administration: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.
* You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don't always observe H&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
* You don't wait till pension age before retiring
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Response from the administration: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.
* You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don't always observe H&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
* You don't wait till pension age before retiring
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.