Old and leacherous?

[GDW]

Id hate to think Im approaching that stage, but because I work with many women who are are between 22 and 25 Im beginning to get distracted by some of the clothing they choose to wear at work.

I mean hipster type things with thongs hanging out the top and low cut tops arent what Id qualify as appropriate work atire, nice though it is to look at its way too distracting at times

Anyone else notice this on the increase in work?

 

[Will]

I'm working in Liverpool for a month, and I can say, compared to Edinburgh...



...yes.

 

[nath]

Originally posted by GDW
Anyone else notice this on the increase in work?

No.

It's not fair.

 

[dysfunction]

We dont have many good looking women in our department either....




But at lunchtimes I can wander aimlessly in the streets and stare at all the beautiful women bursting out of their tight clothing

 

[Will]

I'm running training courses full of them.


Not that I'm gloating at all.

 

[mookie]

will.. in liverpool.. maybe a short-notice NorfWest barrybeer?

 

[mank!]

Hurrah for hot weather!

 

[Will]

Originally posted by mookie
will.. in liverpool.. maybe a short-notice NorfWest barrybeer?

I'm only here during the week, and back up to Edinburgh for the weekends. The company won't shell out for a hotel or hire car over the weekend.

Fine for me, since I'm only really working a 4 day week. Starting at 10 and finishing at 3.</gloat>

 

[mookie]

how long are you down here for then? every week?

 

[Will]

Until the 20th of June, then I've got two weeks holiday. I'm not sure what is happening after that.

 

[GDW]

Facts:

Works in Liverpool + works with good looking women+ works between 10 and 3 (morning?)+ gives training courses+ uses IT professional title as a cover = PIMP !!

 

[Will]

10am and 3pm. And I'm not an IT pro...Fault Analyst is my offical title.



Though you can all think what you like.

 

[JohnyWishbone]

At the begining of the year I spent a load of time doing a mahoosive win2000 rollout in call centres in London, Manchester and Glasgow..

The totti was unbvelievable, especially in London, but they seemed to have an attitude that northern girls just dont have.

Very Tasty though... one day, a couple of them were having a laugh and trying to embarress me while I was doing some registry changes to her machine.

They were both real lookers.. she turned her back to me and when she turned back round she had stuck 2 large jelly sweets on her tits, so they looked like mahoosive nipples..

Well I didnt know where to put me face how we laughed (me in a stary lechy way )

 

[GDW]

What do you mean you didnt know where to put your face.....Godammit you have a duty to mankind !

 

[JohnyWishbone]

Oh I knew.. mmmm, slobber slobber, come to daddy..

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Will's to sweet to be a pimp, he's not down enough!

 

[whipped]

I work in a University. No end of totty on display for me, all year round. And they're all young and impressionable

 

[leggy]

Yeh whipped but what happens when you show them the ultranerd dual joystick tank warrior xbox game?

 

[nath]

Steel Battalion ffs, not tank warrior. Man hahaha u suck leggy hahahahhaimsoalone

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by whipped
I work in a University. No end of totty on display for me, all year round. And they're all young and impressionable

But you're old and smelly right?

 

[Wilier]

I work on a Refinery with about 1200 people on site, approx 5% of which are women and about 2% of that 5% are attractive, but.........when all around you are hairy arsed scaffolders, even seeing Sybel the canteen womens hairy chin constitutes as being attractive.

TBH, I couldnt work in an environement where there are attractive women, Id either

• a. get sacked for not working (best case)
• b. develop some kind of under-desk wanking technique that would leave me red-raw
• c. get arrested for rape (worst case)

 

[stu]

There's fucking loads of very nice women around here. Which is nice. I've only seen 1 male trainee so far, and no male paralegals.

Unfortunately, every single one of them is married/engaged/etc

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by stu
There's fucking loads of very nice women around here. Which is nice. I've only seen 1 male trainee so far, and no male paralegals.

Unfortunately, every single one of them is married/engaged/etc

Thats even worse than having none!!

 

[Ash!]

Nothing finer than when the seasonal sheilas come out. Quiet and unassuming for 9 months out of the year. 3 Months of Bliss.

 

[Wij]

Hot weather + Dress down day at work + Very cold air conditioning in this building = TEH WINN !!!1111


I've had a semi / full-on-throbber all day

 

[whipped]

Originally posted by leggy
Yeh whipped but what happens when you show them the ultranerd dual joystick tank warrior xbox game?

In my experience it gets them all wet and they offer to play with my joystick(s).

 

[Any]

Allmost all the women where i work are 50 year old, 20 stone swamp donkeys. :-(

I cant tell you how happy i am that they dont wear hipsters and thongs.

 

[PR.]

Originally posted by Any
Allmost all the women where i work are 50 year old, 20 stone swamp donkeys. :-(

I cant tell you how happy i am that they dont wear hipsters and thongs.

Same

 

[Panda On Smack]

i work in my bosses house which is all well and good but i fancy his wife

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by JohnyWishbone
The totti was unbvelievable, especially in London, but they seemed to have an attitude that northern girls just dont have.

Yeah, they're not slags down here. ;]