Ok. Who's the wiseass?

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old.Tohtori

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Somebody's been trying to get to my computer for the last hour or so. Stop it! You ain't getting through :p

Might as well, since i'm writing stuff here, write about something for the people who feel violated by such a silly thread. How about i write about hackers? Sound like a good idea? Thought so. Their a funny bunch. They take upon them to learn everything and anything about getting into computers. So, this isn't that silly, but the fact their trying their darndest(it's a word) to get to -other- peoples computers is. Why don't you just walk to your neighbors door, knock on the door and politely ask if you may watch their porn for a moment. Holy begeesus, polite manners take you a lot further then trying to get to other peoples computer. And it's not like you're going to find anything there that you couldn't find in five minutes with a search engine designed for children.

"porn site"

There, add that to your search engine. Ok, so there's alot of hackers out there that are actually damn good and do cause some havoc, but most of them are 15 year old kiddies who think their 3l337 when they get a pornpicture from another persons computer. Some go for different things. Like passwords for games. What did it cost you, or rather, how much time did it take you to learn all the crap so you could get another persons password and read their, oh so secret and interesting, email? Again, a searchengine is your friend. There are millions of posted letters on the net and their far more entertaining then the writings of an acnefaced teenager and his "girlfriend".

Again, let's talk about the -real- hackers. The juniors couldn't hack their way into a stone with a pickaxe but the real pros can actually do something. And get caught. Start small people! You don't want to hack into the FBI database or transfer 5 million dollars from the federal bank into your account. do it silently, do it small way and for fucks sake don't post about it on forums like this:

"KEWL! I just made a fecking hack into the federal bank! I'm loaded! Got like gazillion dollars and..oh shit.."

Yeah. Shit. HIt the fan. Swiuuuhsplurt! And your in jail from 5 to 10 years and never again will you touch a computer. I guess that's why there are no really good hackers that you hear about. They all are smart enough to keep their mouth shut. Well, i'm a bit rambling here about this and that but since someone tried to get on my computer i just had to post about these silly bankrobbers of the net. Thank you and good night.
 
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Laston

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this makes me go hmmmmmmmm

hmmm perhaps someone you refused to PL?
 
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old.job

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I hacked Toht's computer it sent me a message.

"please kill me!"
 
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Harhr

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Really it was me, but the only thng I found was a BW collage of all his goodies saved on his notepad.

Quite sad :(
 
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Annouk

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i had the same problem for over a week and finally the bugger managed to get in and (almost) wreck my hard drive by buggering up my MBR.

nerf hackers :(
 
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old.Dillinja

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I don't have any anti-hacking stuff on my computer and I've never been hacked. Haha! The irony, the irony!!!
 
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Validus

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no Ironic would be if now you would decide to download some free firewall, which you would later find out contains a trojan
 
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old.job

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True Val, irony is such a hard thing to describe, not 1 thing in Alina Morisettes' 'isn't it ironic' was actually ironic.
 
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Melachi-

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All i can say is hackers have to be the gayest people on this planet
 
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Falcon

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i had the same problem for over a week and finally the bugger managed to get in and (almost) wreck my hard drive by buggering up my MBR.
Yeah cos "fdisk /mbr" in DOS - Win9x or "fixmbr" in 2k/XP/2k3 are so hard to type and you'd lose everything ever if it got to the point where you had to use either of those two commands? :p
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
I don't have any anti-hacking stuff on my computer and I've never been hacked. Haha! The irony, the irony!!!
Ahah! Me too. :D
 
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astriix

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Um..Um.. has it not accured to you that, you might not know they are inside? If you have nothing to tell you, then how the fuck would you know?

dumbasses..

Another thing, *Hackers* are not 15 year old pricks who think they know it all.. they are *Script kiddies* they use programs to get into things,, not knowledge..

Hackers dont meen harm..its the stupid script kiddies who have mb read up on a bit of how to get an IP address and do stuf with it.. you gotta watch out for..

Hackers are just out there to widen there depth of knowledge basicly..

Govenment/fbi has just steriotyped hackers as being nasty bastards.. it aint true....Someone who does harm is not a hacker,, they are just lame
 
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Tilda

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Can someone tell me how you know your being hacked?
 
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astriix

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well you could in MS-DOS type..... netstat-n ...or netstat-a,,, thatl bring up a list of connections to your PC.. such as MSN messenger if its up.. and if someones inside yur PC.. it SHOULD show some random IP address... xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx ....

Unless you got programs like firewall of somesort you cant tell if your being hacked.. unless the person doing it does something to let you know somehow.. in that case it would be a stupid lil punk ass 15 year old .. and they dont know shite.. but the programs they download and use, can still do some damage.. so its advised to get a firewall..

dont download any random one.. cus many these days have viruses in them..such as trojans.. etc..

best to buy one..
and if they get past that.. the chances are its a proper hacker..who doesn't wana do harm, n just wants to learn more.. (stupid it may be..but owel, thats what they do) and most .. 9/10 wont damage your PC..
 
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Scarloc

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Just like to clear something up which has been kinda highlighted before..

Hackers is a term coined from people "hacking" out code on old (circa 1960's i think) machines, so theres linux hackers, c++ hackers etc. These guys just write (hack) out code, writing programs etc.

Crackers, on the other hand, are a nasty bunch. But yeh, just sounds like some 15 year old kid playing with a script his "m8" gave him to me.


The terms have merged over the years, but if you needed a bit of random trivia to pass your time, there it is :)
 
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old.Tohtori

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Oh, for the record. Wasn't actually hacked, just a start for a post about hackers. Sowwy :D
 

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