Amphrax
Part of the furniture
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Right OK...
As most of you guys use to know me as Ucallme Wotulike the most sexiest norse on Midgard back in the day after he had sex with all the females on Alb and Hib so we had enemies to fight in the long run...
Its now time to share with you trolls, kobolds, norseman etc... my secrets on how to get the most beautiful female britons, elves, norse females <drools> in bed...
Ucallme Wotulike was indeed the most sexiest norse on DAoC EVER!!... YES he was and thats it!!! He was born with a special gift (Mastery of Sexiness 5) ofcourse he didn't really need it and yes with his 3rd love muscle which people thought that was his actual longsword he faught with.
Anyway... Ucallme was infact a babe magnet to all females on MIDGARD and everyone wondered why HIB/ALB females chased him all over the frontiers... People say they only wanted to kill me... but I knew otherwise... they wanted to RAPE me instead <giggles> as I had sooo many females chasing me in the frontiers...
You guys can prolly call Ucallme the 'Slag' of DAoC which I totally agree as he was
OK 'Ucallme Wotulikes' Guide to getting the 1 true love... Yes even for you FAT TROLLS!!!!
1. /flex ur muscles...
2. travel over land and sea
3. if a female ran past you when ever you were fighting... STOP straight away and chat to them.
4. Well ofcourse the above was just natural for Ucallme as he had the 'gift'
gah... I gotta get back to work more of this later... dammit!!!!
As most of you guys use to know me as Ucallme Wotulike the most sexiest norse on Midgard back in the day after he had sex with all the females on Alb and Hib so we had enemies to fight in the long run...
Its now time to share with you trolls, kobolds, norseman etc... my secrets on how to get the most beautiful female britons, elves, norse females <drools> in bed...
Ucallme Wotulike was indeed the most sexiest norse on DAoC EVER!!... YES he was and thats it!!! He was born with a special gift (Mastery of Sexiness 5) ofcourse he didn't really need it and yes with his 3rd love muscle which people thought that was his actual longsword he faught with.
Anyway... Ucallme was infact a babe magnet to all females on MIDGARD and everyone wondered why HIB/ALB females chased him all over the frontiers... People say they only wanted to kill me... but I knew otherwise... they wanted to RAPE me instead <giggles> as I had sooo many females chasing me in the frontiers...
You guys can prolly call Ucallme the 'Slag' of DAoC which I totally agree as he was
OK 'Ucallme Wotulikes' Guide to getting the 1 true love... Yes even for you FAT TROLLS!!!!
1. /flex ur muscles...
2. travel over land and sea
3. if a female ran past you when ever you were fighting... STOP straight away and chat to them.
4. Well ofcourse the above was just natural for Ucallme as he had the 'gift'
gah... I gotta get back to work
more of this later... dammit!!!!
