Oh vay!

MKJ

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There was a ruthless 'him'
Hell bent on causing mayhim
He trawled the boards looking for garbish
So he could also spout his brand of rubbish

Sheesh there were so many posts that suited
His brand of strange humour - very deep ruited
And all replied in an automatic way
Cos they had been hypnotised
Like a rabbit in a headlight - oh vay!
They just had to respond come wot may

Cos the King of Thid was more than they could cope with
Having such depth of human understanding they could not live with
Outmatched in every department
Tis an awful thing - tis like an enchantment

Dah King of Thid is a Wizard - you all agree
Else Dah King of Thid will cast a spell on thee
Like he does to all that attempt to take his realm
Deh is only one King of Thid - and he lives
His life to cause you phlegm
But don't dare spit at his feet
Else you will feel the beat
Of a massive heart that won't accept pity
You will die like all before you - I know tis shitty

Well wot you expect at this time of the night
Just don't stir things up if you feeling a bit uptight
Cos being outmatched is a part of life
And Dah King of Thid is past all that strife
He accepts he is the best as if his god given rife.

Makes sense to me and my (hic) wife.

Good or wot?
 

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