oh! the humanity!!

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Wij

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I LOVE shitting at work. I get paid to have a shit !!1 I can drag it out for ages :)

Also, someone else has to clear it up afterwards :clap:

Best shit at work was when I left trap 3 in a state resembling the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. Not being asred to try another flush I went to wash my hands and some bloke came in for a poo. He walked into trap 3 and then actually jumped back out, making a kind of whimpering noise.

I was giggling for nearly an hour :)
 
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Pippa666

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Just to cheer u guys up thought I'd let u know that not all womens loo's are clean, tidy, carpeted etc
I've been in some disgusting loo's where women/girls have smeared poo up the walls and wiped bogies all over the place.
Absolutely disgusting :puke:
 
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Flimgoblin

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Originally posted by old.tRoG
Much better than a piss stained unrinal and a grubby old sink.
Click to expand...

You got a urinal?

pissed stained sinks are all the rage...
 
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~Lazarus~

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According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called
all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance guy to clean one of the mirrors. He took out a long handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror. Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
 
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