oh! the humanity!!

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Testin da Cable

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the toilets on my floor are in worse state than a club's at 6am fs :eek:
I know some of the beardies on this floor have 'troubles' but it's supposed to go in the pot, not all over it and up the bloody walls!!


strangely the loos on the 7th floor are gleaming sanitary paradises compared to my floor :mad:
 
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Mellow-

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You should put a friendly annonymous printed letter up in a public place declaring whoever's "shitting all over the place" needs to sort it out.
 
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amobea

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No Mellow!
You should put a friendly annonymous printed letter up in a public place declaring whoever's "shitting all over the place" needs to sort it out.



;)
 
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granny

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I work in a hospital. The nearest toilets to me are general toilets used by staff and patients alike. The area surrounding these toilets is frequented mostly by elderly patients.

I can't even *begin* to describe the horrors I have experienced as a result of these unfortunate circumstances. Suffice to say I try to use the loo at work as little as is humanly possible :(
 
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whipped

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I saw a thing about the Wimbledon changing rooms a few days ago. Tim Henmen showed someone aroudn the mens. Your standard grubbing changing rooms with some lockers.

They went into the womens and they had fucking bathrooms!. I kid you not. Bathrooms. Wallpapered bathrooms!
 
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old.tRoG

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I somehow ended up in the womens toilet at the works Christmas party on tuesday, and it was amazing!

Spotless, individual lavatories, classy sinks, mirrors, and so on and so forth.

Much better than a piss stained unrinal and a grubby old sink.
 
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Mellow-

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Originally posted by amobea
No Mellow!
You should put a friendly annonymous printed letter up in a public place declaring whoever's "shitting all over the place" needs to sort it out.



;)
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I don't understand you. Ever.
 
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Stazbumpa

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I remember doing a wedding gig for what turned out to be a bunch of pikeys. Somebody went to the bog to drop the kids off and missed. I would'nt have though anything of it, but there was only a 6 inch gap between the side of the bowl and the bloody wall.
 
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PR.

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They recently 're-furbished' the loos at our place.

I think they got handy andy to do it tho, cos the tiles have been painted over with magnolia paint, any any walls that had broken tiles they have just taken them all off. Usually the loos get blocked and are then marked out of order for a few weeks with shite 'n' all floating about in it :/

The place usually stinks :(
 
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-dewey-

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I remember a youth club I used to go too (yes it was indeed the YMCA ;) ), the mens room was terrible, water from the sinks dropped out the bottom and landed in a little ceramic ditch underneath that ran through a steel grate, unfortunatly people thought it was funny to block the grate up with toilet paper so the whole floor was covered with a thin layer of water. To make things worse it was slippy as hell and the same bastards who blocked the grate rubbed soap into the floor near the urinals (sp?) so you almost fell into them everytime you had a piss....
Plus it had the usual moutain range of dried toilet paper on the ceiling.

Anyway one time I went into the girls loo and it had a sofa and carpet... in a toilet!!!! all the mirrors where unbroken too and they even had proper drainage......
 
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Mr. 47

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our school jons reek!!!

the urinals are made of stainless (yeah right) steal, but have a very flat bottom, this often results in splash back all over your thighs/knees and is not pretty...

the only time i remember them beeing cleened was when they had to repint as someone tried to set light to it... by ek' 'twas a propper mess...

oh, and the soap is oftern in the urinal (and i'm sure the 'cleaning' staff just put it back in the sink).
 
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Munkey-

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I went into a schools toilet once. That was about 3 years ago.

I have since managed to hold it all day. Only disasterous effects is that i start farting like mad towards the end of the day. But i survive
 
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Mellow-

Guest
Back in my school days, I never once went into the toilets. I enjoy privacy and more importantly my hygeine.
 
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Summo

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I can only pee on groups of five people or more. It all goes back to my nursery days.
 
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S-Gray

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Yeah... theres something uncomfortable about going into Public toilets and using Urinals.... always makes me nervous...

and i hate goin into the cubical toilets coz they usually have shite all over the place (literally)
 
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Will

Guest
One of the advantages of a piercing...you know when someone has sneaked a look.;)
 
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PR.

Guest
Public Toilets = No. 1's only :)

As you learn from school, going to the loo makes you vulnerable to an attack, or was that just me :(

:uhoh:
 
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Teh Fonz!!1

Guest
Nothing worse than having a poo at school and people peering over the tops of the cubicles to see you.

I've never done anything more than a number 1 at school because of the stories you hear.
 
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S-Gray

Guest
or the wet tissue paper hitting you on the head... wet in what way i dunno.. :eek6:

Bastards moan about there neer been enough paper, yet they keep fuckin throwin it people in the bogs... fools!
 
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danger

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Originally posted by Super_Gray[SG]
just when im eating a banana...

bastard!! :eek:
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Banana = terd? Oh well mebbe... grey get it sorted buddy! This kind of thing cannot be tolerated damit!
 
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stu

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Proceed with Plan Alpha - eliminate anything moving
 
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