News Oh god no! :(

[Thadius]

BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | More spiders expected this autumn

Bastids

 

[Lethul]

whimp

 

[TdC]

bring em says I. at least they eat the fucking mozzies :/

 

[Bahumat]

I trapped one once at 1:30am (had to be up for work at 6am). I put a glass over it, then slid in some cardboard with Tobasco Sauce on. As soon as he touched it he went fucking mental and died about 10 minutes later.

My view on spiders is "If it's a big bastard, it's cheating and should be destroyed".

 

[Thadius]

I trapped one once at 1:30am (had to be up for work at 6am). I put a glass over it, then slid in some cardboard with Tobasco Sauce on. As soon as he touched it he went fucking mental and died about 10 minutes later.

My view on spiders is "If it's a big bastard, it's cheating and should be destroyed".

That should be videoed and put on youtube!

 

[Bahumat]

That should be videoed and put on youtube!

My followup is to ejaculate on a spider. I am a bit worried in case it's a female and she has spider human babies!

 

[Thadius]

My followup is to ejaculate on a spider.!

That should be videoed and put on youtube!

 

[Bahumat]

I will have to make a compilation video? Will you narate?

 

[Lamp]

Spiders are nothing to be scared of

Whats the worst that could happen ... ?

You get bitten by one of the worlds most poisonous venomous spiders and you die a slow agonizing death as you lay on the ground parallised as thousands of the critters detect your impending death and crawl all over your body. In their bellies you will know a new definition of pain and suffering as you begin to be digested over a period of...1000 years

YouTube - "Victims of the Almighty Sarlaac"

 

[Marc]

I am scared shitless of them. Im shivering as I type this

 

[Lamp]

I trapped one once at 1:30am (had to be up for work at 6am). I put a glass over it, then slid in some cardboard with Tobasco Sauce on. As soon as he touched it he went fucking mental and died about 10 minutes later.

What goes around comes around. Won't be long now. :

 

[ECA]

I for one, hail our new spider overlords.

 

[fettoken]

If its red, its dead. Me and spiders have conflicting alignment.

 

[Thadius]

I am scared shitless of them. Im shivering as I type this

I am scared shitless by Sean Long's hair

 

[Thadius]

Even the Pope isnt safe!

BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Spider bugs the Pope in Prague

 

[fettoken]

even the pope isnt safe!

bbc news | world | europe | spider bugs the pope in prague

Its a trap!!

 

[Thadius]

Thinking about it, the Pope is really a collection of spiders who take on the form of a man in order to take over the world!

 

[Uara]

Thinking about it, the Pope is really a collection of spiders who take on the form of a man in order to take over the world!

Lol that reminds me of a character from the Malazan books who can turn into a massive amount of spiders!

 

[Thadius]

The Pope is the real spiderman!

 

[Ch3tan]

Lol that reminds me of a character from the Malazan books who can turn into a massive amount of spiders!

Pust's wife, who is probably Ardata. Quality characters there, really missed them in Dust of Dreams.

 

[TdC]

now that the spider messiah has appeared, I fear ECA is right!