oh christ *mooooan*

[Ezteq]

i think ive just given myself a chocolate related coma i ate almost a whole bar of dark chocolate and now i got a tummy ache and a head ache and i feel sick and dizzy


*cries*


why do i do this, now i feel i should go on the stepper to balance it out but im ascared i'll be sick all over everything if i do


stomache pump pls

 

[Lamp]

 

[Ezteq]

i wouldnt mind if i had a litter of puppies tbh, though i fear all ill get is a heap of sick... or a really dark poo (70% cocoa choccy bar it was that i ate)

 

[Edmond]

Eeeewwwwww....dark poo

 

[soze]

I felt sad so drank a 1lt bottle of Mars Milkshake in one go i feel so fucking sick its unreal.

 

[Lamp]

Ez, The best thing to do is to try to eat a 250g bar of galaxy washed down with a pint of salt water. Then jump up and down for 5 minutes.

 

[Castus]

Actually the best thing to do is drink plenty of water

 

[Lamp]

I bet Ez feels like this:

 

[Ezteq]

but cant i just sit here and moan quietly...im actually shaking a bit too lol


i just thought also, dark poo is like the opposite of good poo, its the evil in the poo universe!


man im sure im like the only 29 yr old chick out there right now discussing poo and its alliances to good or evil

 

[Ezteq]

I bet Ez feels like this:

omg thats me!

stick it infront of a pc discussing poo and that is soo me.

 

[Lamp]

You've basically OD'd on chocolate. I suggest not eating any more chocolate for at least an hour. Then get straight back onto it with one of these:

 

[Ezteq]

....

 

[Iceforge]

This thread is hurting my diet!!!

 

[Lamp]

Fuck diets. Have a box of Celebrations chocolates and a huge bowl of popcorn. You'll be amazed how happy it will make you feel. If you really want to lose weight, shove a Mars Bar up your arse and have a Rotweiler chase you down the street.

 

[Ezteq]

right im going on the stepper for a little while... this may possibly cause vomiting or death.


incase i dont make it back alive i just want to say your all great and if i do die you can be sure i will visit you (in ghost form) whenever your on the toilet or just at the point of masturbation where you pull that really embarrassing face.

its been great knowing you guys.

*rolls off in to the sunset...and blots it from view*

 

[Ezteq]

its ok guys... im still alive (or at least, im still in the same state of being as i was when i left)


soze got me craving mars milk now though lol

 

[Lamp]

Got the Rotweiler ?

 

[Binky the Bomb]

What they don't tell you with Dark Chocolate is that when you eat 50%+ choccy is that you HAVE to have a warm drink (milk or coffee for preference) in order to help move it along.

Part of the diet plan I got after leaving hospital had it on, apparently the stuff does need a 'nudge' with most people.

 

[Dukat]

Urg, I used to be a chocoholic, I would save enough for a £1 bar of galaxy every week from the shop at highschool, and eat the lot on the 5 minute walk home!

I'd probably then eat chocie bicsuits or chocolate bars (mars or snickers) on top of that, and then I'd go for as many other chocolate related snacks as I could get away with

At some point along the line it got too much, one christmas when they had those £5 massive cadburies bars, I had two of them, and a galaxy, plus the requisite selection boxes from the aunties & uncles.

I cant remember how long it took me to eat it but it wasnt long, and I just remember feeling exactly how you describe ez I remember the feeling to this day because it put me off of chocolate in a big way, after that I near enough went cold turkey, even now the idea of a mars makes me start to gag, I still do eat chocolate occassionally but its very very rare for me now.

I crave savory stuff now theres a bit more of a broader range though so I guess I'll be hooked on this addiction for life

Hope you get well soon Ez, just keep thinking about ROLLERCOASTERS UP AND DOWN OMFG BUMPY BUMPY UUUURGRGggggg uke:

sorry I couldnt resist *runs*

 

[Huntingtons]

pics not happen etc etc

 

[fettoken]

Milk works against chocolate / sweats od´s!!

 

[Laddey]

I bet Ez feels like this:

haha quality

 

[swords]

Oh jesus christ *moooooan* more like

 

[Ezteq]

oh man lol yesterday, last night i actually (really) thought i was going to die, seriously lol my arms and legs felt all hollow i was shaking and i felt sick...not just any sick either but the type of sick you feel when you drink a bottle of tequila sick. I didnt realise chocolate poisoning was a real thing but man i got it.

tbh i just didnt know whether to shit or go blind lol it was awful.

anyhoo i survived the night and went on a nice 9 mile hike this morning to undo the badness i put my body though.