off topic but max payne owns u

[Ch3tan]

Now i respect the work the ahl and opera developers did, but IT WAS ALL IN VAIN.

Yes thats right max payne is with us and it fucking owns.

Biggest title of teh year? which game had my jaw on the floor and me jizzing my pants? tribes ? pfft, black and white? yeah righ! No it was infact Max Payne

Go buy this damn fine game, its a credit to gameplay, story telling and graphicall beauty all in one perfect £30 package

And all you modemrs will love it its singel player ! No more sitting through connect attempts and high pings, teh CPU AI is great fuck playing online games (except for Cs of course that owns), sit at home and play mp

 

[Deady]

its ok

imo its a lot like Soldier of Fortune with improved graphics

 

[old.bee]

great stuff indeed!

that dream sequence was rather bizarre, love the interaction with the objects.

 

[Deady]

Interaction with objects?

you mean you can smash windows....woo

 

[old.bee]

radios, tvs, taps, pumps, phones, vending machines, trains etc

 

[Deady]

okok

But i still dont think its a great game....those things hardly add to the gameplay.

Once youve turned one tap on and off....youve turned them all on and off.

 

[Wilier]

Biggest title of teh year? which game had my jaw on the floor and me jizzing my pants? tribes ? pfft, black and white? yeah righ! No it was infact Max Payne

No disrespect Chets, but I think you need a woman.......

Pant jizzing and game playin should NEVER go together........unless its a really rude game, that dosnt involve a PC..

 

[Ch3tan]

Its called exaggerating nm many things are lost on people that post here.

 

[shabazz]

well ch3tan's got that pr0n game i gave him links for

would post here, but think ill get in trouble

 

[Uriel]

The AI is swag. The games waaay too short. The story's a mess of cliched doublespeak. And Max Payne has to be one of the most irritating lead characters ever, short of Jar Jar Binks. Just the thought of his gurning mug has made me quite irate.

Nice graphics tho.

 

[Sir Frizz]

wait a minute, whats wrong with Black and white? kind of similar to populous and there's nufingk wrong with that, is there?

 

[old.StealthBuda]

personally I think it's one top bananna game, still play oepra though, as opera kinda owns.

More weapons needed imo for max, should take a leaf out of the opera book.



www.planethalflife.com/operauk for the best Uk opera community btw..

 

[Ch3tan]

Max has loads of custom mods already, new weapons, bullet time tweaks, existing weapon tweaks etc

http://nextgenzone.de/max-mods/mods-02.htm

 

[old.V-f-u-b-a-r]

Max Payne is a great £30 technology demo but where's the full title??? :sleeping:

 

[old.ignus]

cleared Max Payne in just a few days, and thats working around a 50 hour work week and going out with me mates. It's the bollox at first coz bullet time is so new but after a while its just like Vampire the masqurade you go in you kill stuff the plot advances. But Vampire had a much better story line, much more involving. And like I said before Max Payne's voice doesn't match the face in the graphic novel, it's like Jar Jar Binks with Darth Vaders voice.

 

[-AP-]

Minesweeper baby