Ode to Jupitus

[Bahumat]

i dont like to make a habit of saying "this thread is truly awful" but i'll make the exception here.

 

[Lexa]

Maybe this one will liven things up a bit, hope it doesn't break any rules, and yes i was horny when i wrote it

"In passions wake they mark a path,
Clothing’s trail to her bedrooms hearth
To look down upon this scene,
Steaming and sweating their bodies gleam.

Body twisting and eyes screwed tight,
She lets out moans of shear delight,
For between her legs his tongue strikes true,
Whilst down below his manhood grew.

Her body spasms and she arcs her back,
Crushing his head till its skull might crack,
Fleeing her body the air does gush,
Screaming in joy, fuelling her rush.

Collapsing back onto the bed,
She draws up level his pounding head,
Wrapping her legs around him tight,
She draws him in without a fight.

Pounding, thrusting, pushing deep,
Their bodies become a humping heap,
Breathing twined with every thrust,
Their eyes ablaze with their raw lust.

Building now, his pace does quicken,
Frenzied becomes the metronomes ticking,
Sensing true his time is near,
She pushes down hard upon his rear.

Raking her nails across his flesh,
Pleasure and pain begin to mesh,
Then all pain flees so abrupt,
For deep inside his pride erupts.

His muscles tense, and juices pump,
His body all but a useless lump,
Control returned but all strength drained,
He withdraws a moment so it may be regained.

Cuddling now exploration begins,
A lover’s caress across their skins,
Sensing out each others delight,
To start again at least once more tonight."

 

[Ezteq]

PRONOGRAPHY!!!!!!!!













were there any illustrations to go with this?

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

PRONOGRAPHY!!!!!!!!













were there any illustrations to go with this?

Yeah but you have to suplly the b00bies

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

With all this talk of Poems and boobs
I'm begining to think of all the epeen noobs
Now there is nothing wrong in being that way inclinded
But don't be surprise if a date gets declinde
remember fresh air and activity that makes us all live
consider that the next time you shout "Giv!!!!one!!"
I'm finishing work rather on the double
the tread i'll read when i get home , and if there is no EZ's boobs there will be trouble

 

[Blackjack]

So Tears would have you all think me a cock,
Without the balls, just here threads-to-lock,
But what he forgets is that times in the past,
My rhyming genius all others surpassed.

So let us away, this feud you so fancy,
Though telling the truth, I think you're a nancy,
If poems you love, then let it be so,
A poll we shall have, so let people know!

My skills are well known from both far and wide,
The others who challenged are all thrown aside,
You choose sir, hereby, to up the ante,
Is this just with you, or all of Rigante?

I fear neither choice, I just thought I'd mention,
That taking me on does not bring redemption,
But just for a laugh, I'll offer you this...
You beat me on poems, I'll give you a kiss!

It's time now to work, so wait here a while,
I'll be back here later to teach you more style,
And meantime remember of all that you've done,
Whilst I took you in like my very own son.

Heh, we have not always agreed old man.
But that is very good. :worthy:
I'd fancy taking you on sometime

 

[Jupitus]

I must say I chuckle when reading the vote,
Those choosing the young guy are worthy of note,
They seem to forget that some memories last,
Rigante are known to me well from my past

The others amaze me, that's so true to say,
For many I've banned or have warned on the way,
It seems that's forgotten to many of them,
Unless they are currying favour *ahem*

 

[Rhori]

I must say I chuckle when reading the vote,
Those choosing the young guy are worthy of note,
They seem to forget that some memories last,
Rigante are known to me well from my past

The others amaze me, that's so true to say,
For many I've banned or have warned on the way,
It seems that's forgotten to many of them,
Unless they are currying favour *ahem*

you never banned me!!

altough you did gave me a rep reset once...

Spoiler

GIVE ME REVOTE :<

 

[Equador]

you never banned me!!

altough you did gave me a rep reset once...

Spoiler

GIVE ME REVOTE :<

Maybe because you were performing a perfect "Repfarmtothemaxmeight!" ?

 

[Addlcove]

Jupitus' skills that noone can doubt
Tears can only catch the fall-out
pity i feel for the poor young Tears
Soon he will see, Old grumpy he fears

 

[Morphius]

Tears, Tears where are you now?
Your being beaten, im crying out how
You've thrown down the gauntlet
and then you've walked away
How can you let Jup, have his day

He thinks he's the master
of the rhyming scene
but we all know, he is a has-been
so im fighting back, I cant let him win
he gave me a 2-week just for the meatspin

 

[Jupitus]

Tears, Tears where are you now?
Your being beaten, im crying out how
You've thrown down the gauntlet
and then you've walked away
How can you let Jup, have his day

He thinks he's the master
of the rhyming scene
but we all know, he is a has-been
so im fighting back, I cant let him win
he gave me a 2-week just for the meatspin

I really applaud your efforts at verse,
Your previous posting has been so much worse,
That link you provided was totally crude,
And put all our punters off eating their food!

 

[Morphius]

My previous posting has been bit a crude
but im here to rhyme and im settlin' the feud
I ain't posted any obscenitys since you warned me to stop
but the look on your face, how could I not?

Playing a mod, is a dangerous game
passing up friendship for the power and fame
You dish out bans, as if to win a race
But you make Freddyshouse
A Better Place!

 

[Rhori]

Maybe because you were performing a perfect "Repfarmtothemaxmeight!" ?

wooow.. you're.. soooo.. funny... almost.. made.. me.. laugh...

well maybe when I would've been stoned and drunk on the same time since that just doesn't make any sence.. you should really get some humour...

 

[Blackjack]

Around christmas and new years i did get a ban
For posting filth, like only i can.
Agree i did not, on the time that i got.
But whining would not do a lot.

Forgive and forget, isn't that what they say?
so i put it behind me and decided to stay.
i knew that my shot would once come along.
To right something i thought was horribly wrong.

Your rhymes are impressive, that is admitted
But lets see if this young buck can leave you outwitted.
I might not succeed, but it's worth it to try.
if i fail, it's not like i'm going to cry.

For now i will end my little rhyme rant.
In the end we will see who's name they will chant.
Next round is yours, i expect you show it.
That your mind and your spirit is that of a poet.

 

[Alan]

I must say I chuckle when reading the vote,
Those choosing the young guy are worthy of note,
They seem to forget that some memories last,
Rigante are known to me well from my past

The others amaze me, that's so true to say,
For many I've banned or have warned on the way,
It seems that's forgotten to many of them,
Unless they are currying favour *ahem*

Looking at the votes braught a smile to my face
not results, but options heres a thought to embrace

I may be out done and still a little green
but you'll always be old, grumpy, a has-been

my replies are short ill grant you that
sporadic in time and missing combat

but to finish this thread of which I began
take a seat, heres your slippers and a pipe old man!

now lets rest this thread from the day that we've fought
and change that damn title to one with some thought.

edit: ohh you have changed it but its still lame and void of inspiration

 

[Jupitus]

Around christmas and new years i did get a ban
For posting filth, like only i can.
Agree i did not, on the time that i got.
But whining would not do a lot.

You posting the porn I will never forget,
And hopefully now you have come to regret,
But timings of bans are just part of the plan,
I'll usually ban for as long as I can.

Forgive and forget, isn't that what they say?
so i put it behind me and decided to stay.
i knew that my shot would once come along.
To right something i thought was horribly wrong.

Your motives for posting are not lost on me,
It's not that I gloat or am filled up with glee,
But that being said I am glad that you're here,
Still part of the family, not out on your ear.

Your rhymes are impressive, that is admitted
But lets see if this young buck can leave you outwitted.
I might not succeed, but it's worth it to try.
if i fail, it's not like i'm going to cry.

I'm pleased that I will not be causing you grief,
And honoured you see I'm the poetry chief,
But credit when earned is all very fair,
You've posted your efforts with plenty of flair.

For now i will end my little rhyme rant.
In the end we will see who's name they will chant.
Next round is yours, i expect you show it.
That your mind and your spirit is that of a poet.

For ending this ranting I'll say a short prayer,
For those who believe in 'His Lordship up There'
I hope that this shows I can rhyme more than most,
For father, for spirit, and for Holy Ghost.

 

[Jupitus]

Looking at the votes braught a smile to my face
not results, but options heres a thought to embrace

I may be out done and still a little green
but you'll always be old, grumpy, a has-been

my replies are short ill grant you that
sporadic in time and missing combat

but to finish this thread of which I began
take a seat, heres your slippers and a pipe old man!

now lets rest this thread from the day that we've fought
and change that damn title to one with some thought.

edit: ohh you have changed it but its still lame and void of inspiration

I think you have shown in a number of ways,
Just how to avoid severe banning these days,
But just to be clear to all you folks out there,
To have me so docile is really quite rare!

I've enjoyed the challenge of taking you on,
And hope the days of such fights are not gone,
In summary then, to avoid a disaster,
You should never mess with the True Rhyming Master



/Salute

Pick a title.

 

[Zebolt]

I'm giving my vote to old Jup just to show,
that I remember old Roo and how you two used to go.
A fan of old times you should have guessed by now,
how a new kid claim the crown I do not see how.

I remember the battles between Roo and Jup,
the hours and hours those two used up.
The time I lost over those threads you owe,
you wrote with such speed my reading was slow.

Those were the times and I miss them dearly,
in my mind they are fresh and I see them so clearly.
Lost in my thoughts and tracking old rhymes,
I hope you remember cause those were great times.

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

Though I can't rhyme it's sure worth a shot
To show my respect to those that are hot.
Hot with the language thats them clearly dear
A plain forum user vers' our own brigadier.

I admit, this 'staken my sweet precious time
In order to bring you this tough little rhyme.
Talking this way is unnatural to me
not by a long shot as it comes to thee.

RhymeZone has been invaluable today
I have to admit. Don't want to betray.
I'll wish you goodnight and the most beautiful dreams.
Jup's the one I voted for. His rhymes hit extremes.

 

[Auser]

nice one guys,

<recalls, the Legion, Templer duels>

<wanders off to find Rasp>

 

[Overdriven]

(Not exactly a rhyming rhyme :] - o_o I amaze myself some times)

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
The mod is in fear,
and my rhyming skill owns you.

Don't fear little Jup,
Your head so inflated,
I'll pwn you to the ground,
While they laugh at you naked.

Your e-peen so small,
Your e-peen so big,
Your e-peen so fake,
Wait - you're just a kid.

Jup getting owned,
No doubt and no question,
His e-peen disappear,
Now without question.


[Original, eh? :] - I just wrote random crap down =\]

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

it's gone quite quiet in this thread...

Speak up, Jupitus and Tears...

 

[Alan]

it's gone quite quiet in this thread...

Speak up, Jupitus and Tears...

Its over... its done... its finished.... he's won.

But the point that was vital was a new custom title

<sulks>

i've been sent packing with the change of title lacking.

 

[Haggus]

/Salute

Pick a title.

 

[Alan]

Yeah cop out or what ! Had to set this one myself

 

[Ezteq]

you did well Tea but in the end i had to vote for Jup a formidable adversary for any poets corner,

pleasure reading a thread like this guys nicely done, thankyou.

:wub:

 

[Zebolt]

I'm not drunk
even though I've drunk from a trunk.
I'm at home and not at all in my school bar
yet I have a long drive home in my car.

I bet I don't remember this tomorrow
and I will read this in sorrow.
No more drunken words from a little runie
Im going right home without a girl to be alonie.

 

[Melachi]

Hmmmm interesting, I didnt read it, but still, interesting..

 

[Zebolt]

I'm not drunk
even though I've drunk from a trunk.
I'm at home and not at all in my school bar
yet I have a long drive home in my car.

I bet I don't remember this tomorrow
and I will read this in sorrow.
No more drunken words from a little runie
Im going right home without a girl to be alonie.

lol ^^ I don't remember writing that :x