Ode to Jupitus

[Alan]

Here lies the tail of a mod's mouse click
void of compasion but moving so quick
selecting my name, finger poised for the flick
weighing down heavy with the mighty ban stick

but ... do I care of these actions so sick?
like a new custom title that he thinks is so slick
imposed by a mod thats a grade A dick
hovering the forums never missing a trick
of course not, im 'ard like teflon, non stick
for i have intellect and he is so thick


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See now thats imagination.... Generally Lovable pfft I ask you !

 

[Ryuno]

lol ibtl

very good

 

[Eeben]

lol ibtl

very good

what does ibtl mean ?

 

[Karl]

hehehe

 

[Alan]

Just wondering now which side of the bed jupitus got out of this morning - the creative side - or the old grumpy side.

Guess i'll find out later when I can no longer post here anyway he started it Generally Lovable ffs ! thats not me at all.

 

[Jupitus]

So Tears would have you all think me a cock,
Without the balls, just here threads-to-lock,
But what he forgets is that times in the past,
My rhyming genius all others surpassed.

So let us away, this feud you so fancy,
Though telling the truth, I think you're a nancy,
If poems you love, then let it be so,
A poll we shall have, so let people know!

My skills are well known from both far and wide,
The others who challenged are all thrown aside,
You choose sir, hereby, to up the ante,
Is this just with you, or all of Rigante?

I fear neither choice, I just thought I'd mention,
That taking me on does not bring redemption,
But just for a laugh, I'll offer you this...
You beat me on poems, I'll give you a kiss!

It's time now to work, so wait here a while,
I'll be back here later to teach you more style,
And meantime remember of all that you've done,
Whilst I took you in like my very own son.

 

[Karl]

HAHA!!! Fantstic!!

 

[Lamp]

Quality !

btw its 4-0 in favour of grumpy

 

[Alan]

This means war !!! but battle must wait until after this damn active directory controller is built.... I will be back !

 

[Ezteq]

omg this is just like the dance off bit in white chicks!!!! woo!

go boys!!


btw reserving my judgement until further evidence on poetry has been provided.

 

[Sauruman]

So Tears would have you all think me a cock,
Without the balls, just here threads-to-lock,
But what he forgets is that times in the past,
My rhyming genius all others surpassed.

So let us away, this feud you so fancy,
Though telling the truth, I think you're a nancy,
If poems you love, then let it be so,
A poll we shall have, so let people know!

My skills are well known from both far and wide,
The others who challenged are all thrown aside,
You choose sir, hereby, to up the ante,
Is this just with you, or all of Rigante?

I fear neither choice, I just thought I'd mention,
That taking me on does not bring redemption,
But just for a laugh, I'll offer you this...
You beat me on poems, I'll give you a kiss!

It's time now to work, so wait here a while,
I'll be back here later to teach you more style,
And meantime remember of all that you've done,
Whilst I took you in like my very own son.

quality xD

 

[Jupitus]

This means war !!! but battle must wait until after this damn active directory controller is built.... I will be back !

So Tears has us think that he's gone off to work,
When really he's just suffering being a burk,
It takes him ten minutes to work up a sweat,
And that's just to pick up a pen, I would bet!

So here is your chance now, electorate raw,
The evidence shows this should not be a draw,
Don't wait many hours for his latest reply,
Get voting and let us all know you're not shy!

EDIT:

Reflection has made me consider my words,
For gone are the day we could be browsing nerds,
Young Tears has grown up and is really mature,
He's working away on that server, for sure!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Can't believe i wans't invited to this,
you have to be surely just taking a piss?
You know i can rhyme, i've prooven it plenty.
My two cents a dime, i'm up for the ante.

But fine, whatever, if you want me not.
I'm just gonna say, don't give a rats snot.
And by the way, joo momma should rot!
I've got my toy gun *pouts* Where's my helmet pot?

 

[Howley]

lol Jup is like a 60's disco stu stud
gogo..do that crazy ass break-poetry
(bet he has an afro )

edit: pic

 

[Jupitus]

Can't believe i wans't invited to this,
you have to be surely just taking a piss?
You know i can rhyme, i've prooven it plenty.
My two cents a dime, i'm up for the ante.

But fine, whatever, if you want me not.
I'm just gonna say, don't give a rats snot.
And by the way, joo momma should rot!
I've got my toy gun *pouts* Where's my helmet pot?

Poor Seeleh, I'm sorry, you really seem sad,
And yes, to be honest, your rhyming aint bad,
But this one I must say you've not been invited,
That's like someone saying your love's unrequited

 

[Lamp]

No word from Tears ?
At lunch it appears
A carrot to crunch
Or a pillow to munch
But whatever the day
Be it fair weather or grey
You'll totally pwn him
As his prose is so ghey

 

[Jupitus]

I think I may now have to rethink again,
My thought process really is going insane,
One moment I think 'poor old Tears has to work'
The next second 'Hang on - he's cheating, the jerk' !

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[old.Tohtori]

Poor Seeleh, I'm sorry, you really seem sad,
And yes, to be honest, your rhyming aint bad,
But this one I must say you've not been invited,
That's like someone saying your love's unrequited

I take this as an honest compliment,
and to my sadness, it is an ointment.
So I shall bow down, to return one day,
to claim my rhyme crown, that's all that i'll say

 

[Jupitus]

I take this as an honest compliment,
and to my sadness, it is an ointment.
So I shall bow down, to return one day,
to claim my rhyme crown, that's all that i'll say

Tohtori, you're gracious and act like a gent,
(Though secretly all of us know your brain's spent),
But honestly now, don't you go off and blub,
The rhyming crown isn't the same as a club

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just to show i'm here fo shizzle,
here's a fast one up your nizzle.

I'm as cute as kittens,
hot like oven mittens,
rhyme like the best,
take down the rest,
fast and furious,
rarely serious,
insane, delirious,
kiss my butt(what?)
it's delicious.
Little miscallenous,
put away the hanging noose.
I'm a nuisance,
spit that nonsense.
Always wrong shi-et,
but always still hit,
and here's the fun bit...
I had your mom's tit!

so i know the crown ain't club like at all,
but i'm just rhyming, having a ball.
I'll challenge you one day, big way,
i'll say, hang you on a pole to dry like hay

 

[Alan]

I think I may now have to rethink again,
My thought process really is going insane,
One moment I think 'poor old Tears has to work'
The next second 'Hang on - he's cheating, the jerk' !

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Well ...

Some can sit here with complete fixation
whacking F5 to read the epeen inflation
but my skills shown throught this thread
are required for work, building servers instead

But ...

I implore before you abhor war, ignore the bore that's your rapport and explore some more the mind that is your

 

[WiiWii]

jup is the rhyming king !

 

[Jupitus]

I implore before you abhor war, ignore the bore that's your rapport and explore some more the mind that is your

It's not a crime, to take your time, but please don't mime, and stay in time, my word's sublime, and all in rhyme, your words don't chime, not worth a dime....

 

[Lexa]

You choose sir, hereby, to up the ante,
Is this just with you, or all of Rigante?

Oi less of the Rigante bashing, I'll take that challenge

Here's one I wrote a couple of weeks back, I don't know any of you well enough to write one relevant to this forum so this will have to do

"I’m a silent moment, frozen in time,
Paused from the world, I’m free to define,
The quite eye in the whirlwind of life.
Protected from all its hardships and strife.

They blur around me weaving despite blinkers,
Removed from the thoughts of all life’s great thinkers,
Moving so fast towards the end of their lives,
Never once stopping to see where their heart drives.

Never a smile save at the frown of another,
A notch in a bedpost is the heart of a lover,
Status and wealth adorn every limb,
Yet some are still left to pick life from a bin.

Puppets with strings pulled by the few,
It is the media that tells what to do,
Pink is the colour and you must have that phone,
Unable to decide on a goal of their own.

I breathe in deeply and step into the melee,
I give myself over completely and freely,
Once again finding that ignorance is bliss,
Why would I not want a lifestyle like this?"

 

[Jupitus]

"I’m a silent moment, frozen in time,
Paused from the world, I’m free to define,
The quite eye in the whirlwind of life.
Protected from all its hardships and strife.

They blur around me weaving despite blinkers,
Removed from the thoughts of all life’s great thinkers,
Moving so fast towards the end of their lives,
Never once stopping to see where their heart drives.

Never a smile save at the frown of another,
A notch in a bedpost is the heart of a lover,
Status and wealth adorn every limb,
Yet some are still left to pick life from a bin.

Puppets with strings pulled by the few,
It is the media that tells what to do,
Pink is the colour and you must have that phone,
Unable to decide on a goal of their own.

I breathe in deeply and step into the melee,
I give myself over completely and freely,
Once again finding that ignorance is bliss,
Why would I not want a lifestyle like this?"

A beautiful effort, I have to agree,
With image, emotion so thoughtful and twee,
But here is the thing that's most worthy of note,
You clicked the wrong button when making your vote!

 

[Howley]

A beautiful effort, I have to agree,
With image, emotion so thoughtful and twee,
But here is the thing that's most worthy of note,
You clicked the wrong button when making your vote!

 

[Lexa]

I'm glad you enjoyed the depth of my rhyme,
I'd write you some more if I had but the time,
So here is another from my literary past,
That of a man that is breathing his last,
As for the choice of for whom should vote,
Tears is a friend so on him I must dote.



"Looking into his eyes so forlorn,
As life flees from his corporeal form,
All that he was and all he will be,
A soul scar imprinted onto me.

Earth exploding torn asunder,
All around a muted thunder,
Quite save for my own slowing beat,
Surrounded by life’s breaths defeat.

Lifeless bodies collapsing all around,
Consumed by the jaws of hells war hound,
I see death come for me scythe in hand,
As a warm sting brings my face to the land.

Touched by thought, realisations dawn,
Why did we leave homelands lawn,
A question begs to discuss this lore,
Just what is it we are fighting for…"

 

[Jupitus]

I'm glad you enjoyed the depth of my rhyme,
I'd write you some more if I had but the time,
So here is another from my literary past,
That of a man that is breathing his last,
As for the choice of for whom should vote,
Tears is a friend so on him I must dote.

That Tears is a friend I was never in doubt,
It makes for a closer and more lively bout,
I'm pleased it is he who has challenged me now,
Your writing I'm sure would have creased my poor brow.

 

[Jupitus]

I would like to point out, when writing my verse,
If sometimes my wording may seem kind of terse,
I write these as ad lib, and not from a book,
A kind of inpromptu vocabulary cook.

I wonder if taking more time would increase,
The beauty and wonder and sense of world peace,
I see that young Lexa has plenty of words,
And time that allows them to sing like the birds.

 

[Ezteq]

omg jups gone in to rhyme overload!!
Tea your like 5 poems behind here come on lad get your finger out!


*gets back on tall chair and watches poems volly over the net*