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NTL Sales Droid : Sir, I'll calling to introduce NTL's new 600k broadband service... more sales blurb... blah... blah ....and all for just £x a month
Me : I've already got broadband thanks
NTL Sales Droid : Oh... with NTL?
Me : Yes? But... *confusion* arn't you from NTL?
NTL Sales Droid : Oh sorry about that *false laugh* Maybe you would be interested in our 1mb service then?
Me : Is this a joke? *start to lose teather* Already got it
NTL Sales Drone : Right... could I just get some details then? Whats your address?
Me : What is this? *rag finally lost * You've already got it... thats how you send me the bill. How about you get back to me when you've got your fucking act together?
*click* *durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Me : I've already got broadband thanks
NTL Sales Droid : Oh... with NTL?
Me : Yes? But... *confusion* arn't you from NTL?
NTL Sales Droid : Oh sorry about that *false laugh* Maybe you would be interested in our 1mb service then?
Me : Is this a joke? *start to lose teather* Already got it
NTL Sales Drone : Right... could I just get some details then? Whats your address?
Me : What is this? *rag finally lost * You've already got it... thats how you send me the bill. How about you get back to me when you've got your fucking act together?
*click* *durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*