Now that's what I call Trine... Volume 1

[old.Trine Aquavit]

SC-Tel proudly present the debut albumn "Trine Aquavit Sings...", featuring some old favourites and three brand new songs!:

"Goraya the Busty Berserker"
"Luigi the Unready"
and
"Fascinating Aida"

Hope they give you a bit of a laugh.

 

[trigali]

LOL I love the 3 new songs !!

Wait until Goraya reads hers

 

[SilverHood]

Magnificent Goraya,

Berserker temptress,

Had strength and great skill

But an overlarge chest

These significant assets

She'd constantly flaunt

Which drew more attention

Than her very best taunt



With her crowds of admirers

She'd cause quite a fuss

Though being well built

Was not always a plus

Still she'd offset the pain

Of her constant bad back

By using her chest

In her double attack

No1

 

[SilverHood]

Brannor the Good, was an excellent Mod,
But he took one flame too far from some miserable sod
Tired of the whinges and endless flame thrower
For the very last time: 'I don't work for GOA!'
So he hangs up his worn-out, old moderating sticks
(+3 on dealing with insufferable pr*cks)
And looks for a quieter, easier life
Away from the bile, the ignorance and strife



But lo, from the forum, some voices are heard
'Hey, Brannor, if you don't mind, we'd quite like a word'
'We don't want you to go, it's as simple as that'
'We like your good humour, and chewing the fat'
'We know you can't keep taking stick with impunity'
'But you bring such a lot to this new-born community'
So, Brannor, drop the modding and keep playing your tanks
Don't go and leave us for those insufferable yanks!

...

So Brannor the Good becomes Brannor the Bad
It seems that this chap is a bit of a cad
For his one thousandth post he had planned and he'd schemed
His intentions to leave were not what they seemed
It was all just apart of an elaborate joke
To play on us naive, young Camelot folk
He'd pretend to be going and stir up reaction
To find out who's on his own 'Brannor faction'

Well, it looks like we fell for it 'hook line and sinker'
And that Brannor McThife is a bit of a stinker
And though it was his friends that he mostly defrauded
The success of the deception simply must be applauded
So, well done Brannor, you got us all this time
But from now on it'll be you who'll be in the firing line
For you have to understand that more than one can play those
games
And we will all remember: 'So long, and thanks for all the flames'


Facinating

 

[SilverHood]

 

[old.tRoG]

 

[Flimgoblin]

I remember the days of Brannor's mythical disappearance

back in the days of brown forums...