No Flags to be flown

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L_Plates

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The goverment has told the police to stop any car flying any England flags and tell then to remove them as they say its a hazard to other drivers.

If they refuse or are caught again they can be fined upto 2500 pond and have 3 points added to their licence.

Ok i mean WTF has some spirit its the world cup and we are in high spirits .. GET A LIFE YOU STUCK UP SUIT F***S

/me breaths :rolleyes:
 
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Summo

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Quite right. I've had some tosser's aerial-decoration fall off while I was driving behind, and smack my windscreen. Takes you by surprise, it does. Easy to cause an accident. Nothing should be flapping violently about at 80mph from the top of your car.

Seems fair play that police only ask to remove them. An on-the-spot fine would seem harsh but this is fine, imo. Repeat 'offenders' should have their eyes cut out.

If peeps want to show a bit of spirit, why not stick a flag in the back window? (being careful not to obstruct the rear view, of course. :p)
 
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Wazzerphuk

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In fairness, it's a totally valid point. The roads are dangerous enough as it is.
 
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Munkey-

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you guys have it easy. fucking landcruisers doing 60. intimidating drivers of smaller cars, regular crashes, indicators are only used when Qatar win the football. tinted windows (front, side AND back) their ability to make a 3 lane into a 5 lane simply amazes me. the roundabout is ONLY to be used when it is impossible to drive over it

all arabs MUST stop at the side of roundabouts to talk to each other and see who can survive without getting run over

all arabs MUST be excused. No points are to be added to their liscences

all Qataris MUST have full car loans, no other option available

the Qatari is ALWAYS right. you must sign the arabic form the police give you even though you have no translator. this absolves him of guilt and makes you confess.


*etc.*
 
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PR.

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
If peeps want to show a bit of spirit, why not stick a flag in the back window? (being careful not to obstruct the rear view, of course. :p)


You can't do that cos you aint got a back window...

But you could get one of the people you work with to dye your hair the colours of the union jack, as long as you don't wear that cap :D

Our boss was talking of setting up a PC with a TV card and a Projector so that we can watch it on the wall :)
 
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old.Fweddy

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I'm afraid your going to have to put away that flag sir, its dangerous
 
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*charlton_thd*

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you do that and i'll set Gustaf the bear knuckle fighting dragon on you
 
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old.Fweddy

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a dragon with bear knuckles? this i gotta see.

/calls for back up, riot gear, special branch, several german shepherds and the SAS
 
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*charlton_thd*

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NEWSFLASH!!!!
Gustaf has took hostages and is demanding a private jet to fiji, his cousin Charlton The Happiness Dragon had this statement to make....

Gustaf has asked me to tell the antagonist in this hostage situation 'Fweddy' that

"You turn around 3 times before you lie down, you stinking, dandruff ingesting, goat harassing, bemused posterity of an itinerant somnambulist."

we are unable to comment as to what the hell this means but we will keep you posted
 
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old.Fweddy

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/looks Gustaf in the eye, growls menacingly and then squirts him with a water pistol
 
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*charlton_thd*

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UPDATE!!!!

the hostage situation has been resolved.

Fweddy bravely stepped forward and squirted in Gustafs eye.
Fweddy has been arrested for indecent exposure

in other news stories..............
 
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*charlton_thd*

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ok, long as you pay for Gustafs eye drops, that stuff u squirteds a bugger to get out of his retina
 
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old.Fweddy

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with the stuff i squirted he should no longer have a retina
 
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Munkey-

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and in other news

local resident pimp "L_Plates" has taken up Gustaf's cause by adopting the picture of his mutilated face for his avatar.

he wishes to state that:

Bravo TV are responsible for perverting the mind of Fweddy into committing this heinous act

we shall keep you updated as we get it

*flashy news jingle*
 
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mr.Blacky

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*holds rally to free the innocent little bear*
*blames parents and cousin for crime*
 
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old.Fweddy

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I'm not perverted!

do you want to play with my water pistol?
 
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Hashmonster

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well i can see another crime wave starting as the police are gonna be big time tied up pulling over all the people round here with those flags waving about - there everywhere in south london!
 
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Perplex

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Originally posted by Munkey
you guys have it easy. fucking landcruisers doing 60. intimidating drivers of smaller cars, regular crashes, indicators are only used when Qatar win the football. tinted windows (front, side AND back) their ability to make a 3 lane into a 5 lane simply amazes me. the roundabout is ONLY to be used when it is impossible to drive over it

all arabs MUST stop at the side of roundabouts to talk to each other and see who can survive without getting run over

all arabs MUST be excused. No points are to be added to their liscences

all Qataris MUST have full car loans, no other option available

the Qatari is ALWAYS right. you must sign the arabic form the police give you even though you have no translator. this absolves him of guilt and makes you confess.


*etc.*

In all honesty, fuck off then you twat. You are there because arab countries are so much richer than most, if you don't like it, lump it or fuck off. sheesh
 
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Embattle

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I loved it when Jeremy Clarkson did his MoterWorld series and he visited India, UAE, Japan, Cuba, etc, etc and I loved the Speed bump in UAE.....It was about 2 foot high :)
 
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WPKenny

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Originally posted by Perplex


In all honesty, fuck off then you twat. You are there because arab countries are so much richer than most, if you don't like it, lump it or fuck off. sheesh

I think you'll find he doesn't have a choice about where he lives right now....
 
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Munkey-

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Originally posted by Perplex


In all honesty, fuck off then you twat. You are there because arab countries are so much richer than most, if you don't like it, lump it or fuck off. sheesh

No, its just the Qatari's I have a problem with. Iraqi's, Jordanians, UAE, Saudi's. all fine (their friends)

but just the Qatari's arrogance.

case in point: My friends dad put a deposit on a motorbike he wanted. After he left, an arab came in and demanded the bike. The indian guy who ran the motorbike shop said that he couldnt as my friends dad had already put down a deposit.

he then demanded to see the manager who was, suprise suprise, Qatari. He then ordered the shopkeeper to give the bike free to the Qatari.

My friends dad has to wait another 2 months for the next shipment of motorbikes.

Its just the fact that they automatically assume they should be given priveliges. They dont pay for water and electricity (we have to pay it for em). They're given jobs even though they dont have proper training (you have no idea the nightmare my dad is going through trying to train them to work and not leave early)

I could go on for ages but I wont as I've gone on about this before I'm sure.

My comment was not aimed at the Palestinians or anyone else. Just the Qatari's

edit:/ bah typo
 
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old.Explosive23

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Originally posted by L_Plates
The goverment has told the police to stop any car flying any England flags and tell then to remove them as they say its a hazard to other drivers.

Why would you want to have an England flag on your car anyway? It's pretty sad tbh :/
 
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L_Plates

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Id say its patriotic not sad .. i suppose u aint a football fan ..

Go back to cricket!
 

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