Next generation L337 players...

[old.Foldroll]

As computers get faster, and smarter, eventually you will be able to do away with clumsy interfaces like keyboards and mice, and will no longer need to learn complicated and cryptic languages to make the computer do what you want. In a few short years, you will be able to simply ask the computer, in normal English, what you want, and the computer will be able to comunicate the answer in kind.

Gamers dont have a life, they comunicate in code, and never need to speak to a real person. You can even order pizza or buy the weeks shopping on the internet.

That being the case, are the current wave of computer geeks the next generation of computer illiterates? Unable to form a question that the computer can understand?

"gimme piza plz"

"SYNTAX ERROR"

"ur a big computa - gimme piza"

"DOES NOT COMPUTE"

"plz plz plz"

"I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE. PLEASE WAIT. REFORMATTING..."

"plz?"

 

[old.tRoG]

erk!

*grabs oxfords english dictionary and starts practising*

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

True, true...

Today, playing my Eldritch alt, I encountered my first 1337 roleplayer...

"greetings miloord, sire can u show me teh way to xxx?"
"Uhm.. surely. Follow the road south. You can find xxx near Howth. Cross the river at the stepping stones bla bla"
"ty milord!!!"
"You have a strange way to talk... Is this some kind of local dialect?"
"LOL u r funny, milord"
*runs off*

I was stunned. Confused ... went for a smoke. Smoked two.

 

[Danya]

It's because you're a hib, sick. Everyone know the elves invented l33t sp34k.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Harr! Wrong! It was a bloody celt aka nearly an Alb - in other words - an evolved Alb.

 

[Danya]

No no no!
The celts used to be almost normal, like the albs, but the elves corrupted them with their l33t ways.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Are you implying that SotL has its roots in Hibernia then?
(HA! Bullseye!)

 

[old.Alliandre]

no. a troll made it while he was trying to write a document (first one to do so in fact). There are a cult of people that are still impressed by this Trolls intelligence. These are the l337s we see today

 

[Bilf]

Originally posted by sickofit...
You can find xxx near Howth.

Is there a stash of hardcore Luri porn I don't know about?

 

[Danya]

Alliandre, that's just a story the elves put about to make themselves look good.
As for the stash of hardcore porn... well sick isn't know by the alias "the porn-master" for nothing you know...

On SotL's origins... No comment.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Is there a stash of hardcore Luri porn I don't know about?

... I was waiting for something like that ... hehe. Couldn't remember the name of the named mob when I wrote my post.
It was Hazard (what a shtupid name...).

Luri pr0n, eh? Yuckkkk


And oh- Alliandre's theory is interesting.
Look at 1337-sp34k.
Look at nordic runes...
anyone?

*hears the Scandinavians scream for his blood, hops on his red tractor and flees*

Edit:

well sick isn't know by the alias "the porn-master" for nothing you know...

Aye... seen my latest flick?
"Medium sized saracen Infiltrator meets dem three trolls in Emain"
or
"Minstrel Mayhem"?
MM involves a lot of hardcore leather guy action in the Blue Oyster bar in Camelot.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Originally posted by sickofit...



*hears the Scandinavians scream for his blood, hops on his red tractor and flees*

even thought I am from Denmark I will spare you since you've ditched that crappy donkey and used the tractor instead

 

[old.Alliandre]

<pats her old mule who is currently sleeping> Poor thing. Should give him a break. How much for a tractor?

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Can't give you the tractor... it was a pwesent from Glumbor Gobson. Sorry. Want the donkey?

Oh come let us adore him, abuse and then ignore him
No matter, don't let him be
Let's feed upon his misery
And string him up for all the world to see

That sounds like something Dannyn would enjoy... arf

 

[old.tRoG]

can i have a ?

i promise i wont try and play with her udders.... i wouldnt want that whole thing to start again...

 

[old.Alliandre]

Was thinking more of doing that to minstrels

 

[old.tRoG]

will i be the one to say it?

bloody minstrels...

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

I like them.


With elderberry sauce. Tasty buggers.

 

[Danya]

Underhills are the tastiest you know, with a bit of skald on the side.

 

[old.tRoG]

*starts running*