Newsflash:

[old.s@xon]

Clubbers up north have taken to using dental syringes to inject ecstasy
directly into their mouths.

It's known as 'E by gum'


(sorry, couldn't resist

)

 

[mookie]

boooooooooooooooooooo


get off the stage!

/me chucks some rotten tomatos

what happened to good 'ol Mr B's Jokes??

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mookie@barrysworld.co.uk
icq:17129916

 

[old.FingerMagnet]

Oooh, thats abit harsh ain't it?
I say carry on s@xon!

 

[old.s@xon]

Hey Muz, how long you been a stundent

 

[old.Muz]

heh, been studying at nottingham uni (and have been an LPB) for two years! Final year starts in Oct!.... now, however did you guess!

....altogether now....

EEEEmmanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stewart Mill, of his own free will,
after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
and Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

 

[old.Muz]

UURRGGGHHHHH.... TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

/me reaches for his railgun!

Allow me to enlighten you all on the worlds' funniest joke:
"Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt
gersput!"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!

[This message has been edited by Muz (edited 18 August 1999).]

[This message has been edited by Muz (edited 18 August 1999).]