News Flash !!!

Serbitar

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It's alleged that one of the French football players has failed a drugs and alcohol test after the match. If this is confirmed as positive, under World Football Federation rules, paragraph 6 sub section 2e, France will forfeit the first group match 3-0. Scroll down for the full transcript of this report.
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Carlsberg do not make news flashes, but if they did they would probably be the best news flashes in the world.
 

Archeon

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Those guys at Carlsburg, is there anything they can't do right? :D
 

Dillinja

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I was tempted to say that - but I like Carlsberg so I didn't want to be disloyal.
 

Dillinja

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Carling tastes like the alcohol has been replaced with some sort of toxic waste that has the same effect as alcohol.
 

tris-

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fosters > carling?

fosters is shit and so is carling and so is carlsberg

drink proper lager, not waterd down piss that has been drank and pissed out again and then watered down more and mixed in with runny shit.
they taste bad and they are low %, whats the point drinkin em?!
 

Binky the Bomb

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Look, the stuff goes in amber, it goes out amber. Taste i irrelevant (an elephant?), all that matters is how good the women look after a few. Besides, Enochs Hammer, champion.
 

tris-

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Binky the Bomb said:
Look, the stuff goes in amber, it goes out amber. Taste i irrelevant (an elephant?), all that matters is how good the women look after a few. Besides, Enochs Hammer, champion.

i think with fosters the women actually look worse.
 

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