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old.D*H*D Mad mick
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Ok Some of you guys need help. And I'm not one to look a basket case in the eye and walk away. So here goes.
Today children, I am going to teach you some new words. Now I know these may be difficult, but I am prepared to be patient. After all Rome wasn't built in a day. So here goes.
A is for Apple this a red and green fruit that is safe to eat. And it makes a pie. Can u tell me what its called?
B is for Bed this is something you sleep on, and where your mummy and daddy send you if you are norty. How many Beds did the 3 bears have? Answer to the nearest 5 plz.
c is for children. now there are many of these on this forum. But if you listen to my words of wisdom, you will grow up to be a big and strong. Though I cant improve on the number of brain cells you have been given. So if you are unlucky and you only have a few. Tough shit! The ones with not many brain cells seem to have a speech impediment. They cant stop saying "plonk" which is the sound their shit makes when it hits the u bend. Now for this exercise we shall call them PLONKERS.
Tommorrow I will give you a further lesson. I think I will teach you all GOOD MANNERS. It will be difficult, but I see it as a calling.
Today children, I am going to teach you some new words. Now I know these may be difficult, but I am prepared to be patient. After all Rome wasn't built in a day. So here goes.
A is for Apple this a red and green fruit that is safe to eat. And it makes a pie. Can u tell me what its called?
B is for Bed this is something you sleep on, and where your mummy and daddy send you if you are norty. How many Beds did the 3 bears have? Answer to the nearest 5 plz.
c is for children. now there are many of these on this forum. But if you listen to my words of wisdom, you will grow up to be a big and strong. Though I cant improve on the number of brain cells you have been given. So if you are unlucky and you only have a few. Tough shit! The ones with not many brain cells seem to have a speech impediment. They cant stop saying "plonk" which is the sound their shit makes when it hits the u bend. Now for this exercise we shall call them PLONKERS.
Tommorrow I will give you a further lesson. I think I will teach you all GOOD MANNERS. It will be difficult, but I see it as a calling.