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SFXman
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Old, but funny.
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Slinker
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Aye but coming from Tyneside meself , that's well funny alreet 
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Nala Lionne
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From what I remember it's just a rip off of an almost identical Aussie windows joke. People from Newcastle + surrounding area rule by the way! GO GEORDIES!!!
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gengi
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Except of course mackems, monkey hangers any one from Boro etc
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gengi
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On a Similair note
Signs that you're from Middlesbrough
1. You always refer to Middlesbrough as The Boro
2. If you're posh and from Middlesbrough, you pronounce it
"Middlesbroe"
3. You know someone who knows someone else who knows Chubby Brown
4. You aspire to live in Yarm and Nunthorpe when you win the
lottery
5. You have no job and no money, yet you dress only in the most expensive designer clothes from Triads and Psyche
6. You call everyone "mate" (pronounced "mayert")
7. You know what a Parmo is
8. You think a Parmo is quality food
9. You think nothing of going everywhere by taxi
10. You beat up anyone who refers to you as a Geordie
11. Anyone from Sunderland is a right c**t
12. You're proud of the Riverside stadium, but you usually leave
it just after half time in despair
13. You refer to Sunderland's football ground as the Stadium of
Sh*te
14. You tell everyone that Chris Rea is great.
15. You go to Redcar for your summer holidays...or Whitby if
you're feeling adventurous!
16. You don't trust anyone from Stockton, Hartlepool or
Sunderland. Especially Hartlepool cos they hang monkeys and are inbred
17. If you've been out to dinner, you tell all your colleagues thenext day what you and your fellow diners had for each course
18. You find shell suits deeply stylish
Signs that you're a Geordie:
1. You call everyone "pet"
2. You think that crossing the Tyne to Gateshead requires jabs and a passport
3. You think that anyone from below the Tyne drinks shandy and
smells of lavender
4. You call Newcastle "The Toon"
5. You think Eldon Square rivals both the Metro Center and Oxford
Street
6. Anyone from Middlesbrough is a c**t
7. Anyone from Sunderland is a reet c**t
8. You only go to Whitley Bay for your summer holidays each year
9. The A1058 is the road to the coast
10. You still read Viz
11. You still find Viz funny
12. You call your lunch "bait" (pronounced baert)
13. Your speech is punctuated with "howay!" and "aye"
14. You think that Byker Grove should win a BAFTA
15. You also think that Ant and Dec have sold out and are now
southern shandy-drinking poofters
16. The A19 south is the road to ruin
17. Hexham, Ponteland and in particular Darras Hall are where you aspire to live when you win the lottery
18. You would rather Man U won the FA cup if you had to choose
between them, Sunderland and Boro
Signs That You're a Mackam:
1. Shandy is an exotic cocktail
2. You would rather cut your own genitals off than support
Newcastle or the Boro
3. Anyone not from Sunderland is deeply suspicious
4. You tell everyone you're proud to be a Mackam
5. You go to South Shields for your holidays each year
6. You aspire to live in Newcastle or Middlesbrough when you win
the lottery
7. You secretly fancy your sister
8. You drink Double Maxim from a half pint glass believing it to
be superior to Broon Ale
9. When you're away from the north, you drink Broon Ale in a half pint glass because no-one knows what Double Maxim is, and Broon Ale is northern, innit?
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Signs that you're from Middlesbrough
1. You always refer to Middlesbrough as The Boro
2. If you're posh and from Middlesbrough, you pronounce it
"Middlesbroe"
3. You know someone who knows someone else who knows Chubby Brown
4. You aspire to live in Yarm and Nunthorpe when you win the
lottery
5. You have no job and no money, yet you dress only in the most expensive designer clothes from Triads and Psyche
6. You call everyone "mate" (pronounced "mayert")
7. You know what a Parmo is
8. You think a Parmo is quality food
9. You think nothing of going everywhere by taxi
10. You beat up anyone who refers to you as a Geordie
11. Anyone from Sunderland is a right c**t
12. You're proud of the Riverside stadium, but you usually leave
it just after half time in despair
13. You refer to Sunderland's football ground as the Stadium of
Sh*te
14. You tell everyone that Chris Rea is great.
15. You go to Redcar for your summer holidays...or Whitby if
you're feeling adventurous!
16. You don't trust anyone from Stockton, Hartlepool or
Sunderland. Especially Hartlepool cos they hang monkeys and are inbred
17. If you've been out to dinner, you tell all your colleagues thenext day what you and your fellow diners had for each course
18. You find shell suits deeply stylish
Signs that you're a Geordie:
1. You call everyone "pet"
2. You think that crossing the Tyne to Gateshead requires jabs and a passport
3. You think that anyone from below the Tyne drinks shandy and
smells of lavender
4. You call Newcastle "The Toon"
5. You think Eldon Square rivals both the Metro Center and Oxford
Street
6. Anyone from Middlesbrough is a c**t
7. Anyone from Sunderland is a reet c**t
8. You only go to Whitley Bay for your summer holidays each year
9. The A1058 is the road to the coast
10. You still read Viz
11. You still find Viz funny
12. You call your lunch "bait" (pronounced baert)
13. Your speech is punctuated with "howay!" and "aye"
14. You think that Byker Grove should win a BAFTA
15. You also think that Ant and Dec have sold out and are now
southern shandy-drinking poofters
16. The A19 south is the road to ruin
17. Hexham, Ponteland and in particular Darras Hall are where you aspire to live when you win the lottery
18. You would rather Man U won the FA cup if you had to choose
between them, Sunderland and Boro
Signs That You're a Mackam:
1. Shandy is an exotic cocktail
2. You would rather cut your own genitals off than support
Newcastle or the Boro
3. Anyone not from Sunderland is deeply suspicious
4. You tell everyone you're proud to be a Mackam
5. You go to South Shields for your holidays each year
6. You aspire to live in Newcastle or Middlesbrough when you win
the lottery
7. You secretly fancy your sister
8. You drink Double Maxim from a half pint glass believing it to
be superior to Broon Ale
9. When you're away from the north, you drink Broon Ale in a half pint glass because no-one knows what Double Maxim is, and Broon Ale is northern, innit?
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SilverHood
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very old.... where can I see the Aussie edition?
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Nala Lionne
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Doi, nm my post
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SilverHood
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v. nice red square nala
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Ardwan
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Aye, I ain't as far North as Geordie land, but I ain't far off, and I do actually speak kinda like em, but I am partially understandable by southern shandy drinkers, while geordies can only be understood by other northerners...who know that a pint will always shut em up.
I also enjoy going on holiday, as every year the people I meet think I'm from a different place, I swear my accent must be changing every year or something.
Over the last few years, I've been thought to be:
Scottish, Yorkshire farmer, Geordie, Irish..
I also enjoy going on holiday, as every year the people I meet think I'm from a different place, I swear my accent must be changing every year or something.
Over the last few years, I've been thought to be:
Scottish, Yorkshire farmer, Geordie, Irish..