New Rvr Guild... Recruiting

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Strondor_New

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Applications are now being considered for Midgard's latest uber RVR guild: "DEFENDERS OF THE ALARM CLOCK".

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR:

1) A PROVEN ABILITY TO BE ABLE TO WAKE UP AND PLAY AT 5AM IN THE MORNING.

2) EXPERIENCE PREFERRED (IDEALLY AGAINST NPC GUARDS)

3) AT LEAST REALM RANK 2 ( I'M SORRY BUT WE ARE GOONA HAVE TO BE TOUGH ABOUT THIS)

4) WHILST WE ARE AWARE THAT THIS BREACHES ANTI-DISCRIMINATION LAWS ; WE DO NOT ENCOURAGE APPLICATIONS FROM PLAYERS WHO HAVE SPOUSES, GIRL FRIENDS, BOY FRIENDS, ANY FRIENDS, OR INDEED ANY REAL LIFE AT ALL.

5) A KEEN INTEREST IN RUNNING AROUND IN A ZERG.

6) A PROVEN ABILITY TO BE ABLE TO PRESS F8 AND F6 AND STICK.

WHAT WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR:

1) INDIVIDUALS.

2) ANYONE WHO HAS ANY SEMBLANCE OF TALENT.


REMUNERATION PACKAGE:

1) ATTRACTIVE PACKAGE OF UP TO 10 RPS / KILL.

2) NICE GUILD UNIFORM.. HMM HOW DOES RED AND WHITE SOUND TO YOU? ;P

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

NOOBAIM IMSOMNIAC (LVL 50 BEZERGKER)
REALM RANK : RADAR HERREN.
GM TO "DEFENDERS OF THE ALARM CLOCK"
 
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Sharp Thing

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Originally posted by Strondor_New
Applications are now being considered for Midgard's latest uber RVR guild: "DEFENDERS OF THE ALARM CLOCK".

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR:

1) A PROVEN ABILITY TO BE ABLE TO WAKE UP AND PLAY AT 5AM IN THE MORNING.

2) EXPERIENCE PREFERRED (IDEALLY AGAINST NPC GUARDS)

3) AT LEAST REALM RANK 2 ( I'M SORRY BUT WE ARE GOONA HAVE TO BE TOUGH ABOUT THIS)

4) WHILST WE ARE AWARE THAT THIS BREACHES ANTI-DISCRIMINATION LAWS ; WE DO NOT ENCOURAGE APPLICATIONS FROM PLAYERS WHO HAVE SPOUSES, GIRL FRIENDS, BOY FRIENDS, ANY FRIENDS, OR INDEED ANY REAL LIFE AT ALL.

5) A KEEN INTEREST IN RUNNING AROUND IN A ZERG.

6) A PROVEN ABILITY TO BE ABLE TO PRESS F8 AND F6 AND STICK.

WHAT WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR:

1) INDIVIDUALS.

2) ANYONE WHO HAS ANY SEMBLANCE OF TALENT.


REMUNERATION PACKAGE:

1) ATTRACTIVE PACKAGE OF UP TO 10 RPS / KILL.

2) NICE GUILD UNIFORM.. HMM HOW DOES RED AND WHITE SOUND TO YOU? ;P

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

NOOBAIM IMSOMNIAC (LVL 50 BEZERGKER)
REALM RANK : RADAR HERREN.
GM TO "DEFENDERS OF THE ALARM CLOCK"
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its funny that if you actually know albs did the first 5am raid (relic removed at 6am) and then they whine here at mids for 5am raids, hah, silly albs :rolleyes:
 
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noaim

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Re: Re: New Rvr Guild... Recruiting

Originally posted by Sharp Thing
its funny that if you actually know albs did the first 5am raid (relic removed at 6am) and then they whine here at mids for 5am raids, hah, silly albs :rolleyes:
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Everything is fine as long as it is made by albs. However, if you do the same thing back to them, prepare for incoming whine.

Remember when albs raided us a few months ago?

They were sending reinforcements, but you hibbies stopped those at amg in odins.

Albs were here crying like babies how we called hibbies for backup and how we cooperate.

However, all albs seem to think it was a great thing that you took power relic while we fought em.

Now I am not saying it wasnt, cause it was, but it is funny to see how they cry about something when it is done against them, then /cheer it when it is done to someone else.

(Not to mention when the albs attacked hibbies outside Grallar)
 
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Tranquil-

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It's funny that all realms still discuss wether it's lame or not to do late night raids, considering everyone has done or tried them in some form.

To try to justify them is even more useless.
 
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Tyka

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Re: Re: Re: New Rvr Guild... Recruiting

Originally posted by noaim
Everything is fine as long as it is made by albs. However, if you do the same thing back to them, prepare for incoming whine.
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LOL you sound like a 12 year old kid, "they started it BOE HOE".

Maybe albs know better now and changed, was wondering when mids will do their first primetime raid, ah well maybe you will get a job someday too.
 
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Appollo

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Originally posted by Strondor_New
Applications are now being considered for Midgard's latest uber RVR guild: "DEFENDERS OF THE ALARM CLOCK".

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR:

1) A PROVEN ABILITY TO BE ABLE TO WAKE UP AND PLAY AT 5AM IN THE MORNING.

2) EXPERIENCE PREFERRED (IDEALLY AGAINST NPC GUARDS)

3) AT LEAST REALM RANK 2 ( I'M SORRY BUT WE ARE GOONA HAVE TO BE TOUGH ABOUT THIS)

4) WHILST WE ARE AWARE THAT THIS BREACHES ANTI-DISCRIMINATION LAWS ; WE DO NOT ENCOURAGE APPLICATIONS FROM PLAYERS WHO HAVE SPOUSES, GIRL FRIENDS, BOY FRIENDS, ANY FRIENDS, OR INDEED ANY REAL LIFE AT ALL.

5) A KEEN INTEREST IN RUNNING AROUND IN A ZERG.

6) A PROVEN ABILITY TO BE ABLE TO PRESS F8 AND F6 AND STICK.

WHAT WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR:

1) INDIVIDUALS.

2) ANYONE WHO HAS ANY SEMBLANCE OF TALENT.


REMUNERATION PACKAGE:

1) ATTRACTIVE PACKAGE OF UP TO 10 RPS / KILL.

2) NICE GUILD UNIFORM.. HMM HOW DOES RED AND WHITE SOUND TO YOU? ;P

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

NOOBAIM IMSOMNIAC (LVL 50 BEZERGKER)
REALM RANK : RADAR HERREN.
GM TO "DEFENDERS OF THE ALARM CLOCK"
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/em picks himself up off the floor after muchos laughing :great:
 
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Tranquil-

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Re: Re: Re: New Rvr Guild... Recruiting

Originally posted by noaim
However, all albs seem to think it was a great thing that you took power relic while we fought em.
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Two different scenarios. Mids could have left the keep where the albs where. They didn't.
 
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old.Filip

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i want to know if there i get batteries for my alarm clock if i join `?
 
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noaim

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Re: Re: Re: Re: New Rvr Guild... Recruiting

Originally posted by Tyka
LOL you sound like a 12 year old kid, "they started it BOE HOE".

Maybe albs know better now and changed, was wondering when mids will do their first primetime raid, ah well maybe you will get a job someday too.
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Hmm...no, I just stated a fact.

How do you get that comment to a "Boo hoo they started it" comment?
 
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noaim

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Re: Re: Re: Re: New Rvr Guild... Recruiting

Originally posted by Tranquil-
Two different scenarios. Mids could have left the keep where the albs where. They didn't.
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Albs could have left Mjollner or whatever keep they were on to help the reinforcements get through.
 
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Driwen

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Re: Re: Re: Re: New Rvr Guild... Recruiting

Originally posted by Tranquil-
Two different scenarios. Mids could have left the keep where the albs where. They didn't.
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then albs would have taken over blendrake and we would have 2 cs'ers in our realm from albion? We would rather not risk that and just keept attacking nottmore.
 
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Tranquil-

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That's a choice you made.

The point I wanted to get through was that you whine about late night raids and we do it. But both executes them and then tries to come up with some excuse to justify THEIR OWN attempt.
 
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bjaadi-

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Re: Re: Re: Re: New Rvr Guild... Recruiting

Originally posted by Tyka
LOL you sound like a 12 year old kid, "they started it BOE HOE".
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Sluta tyka dig.. ;) noaim e soet! :wub:
 
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noaim

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New Rvr Guild... Recruiting

Originally posted by bjaadi-
Sluta tyka dig.. ;) noaim e soet! :wub:
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Tihi :wub:
 
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Driwen

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Originally posted by Tranquil-
That's a choice you made.

The point I wanted to get through was that you whine about late night raids and we do it. But both executes them and then tries to come up with some excuse to justify THEIR OWN attempt.
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that piece you quoted was about the fact that albs whine when hibs help mids and albs cheer when hibs work together with them :). Both times wasnt something bad, but albs just reacted completly different both times. However they were actually the same kind of action. That was what noaim tried to tell, not about whining about late RR. So what are you talking about??
 
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noaim

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Originally posted by driwen
that piece you quoted was about the fact that albs whine when hibs help mids and albs cheer when hibs work together with them :). Both times wasnt something bad, but albs just reacted completly different both times. However they were actually the same kind of action. That was what noaim tried to tell, not about whining about late RR. So what are you talking about??
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It is funny how it takes 2+ people to explain things to albs :D

Thanks for pointing my point out tho :)
 
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braudristin

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Originally posted by Strondor_New
Applications are now being considered for Midgard's latest uber RVR guild: "DEFENDERS OF THE ALARM CLOCK".

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR:

1) A PROVEN ABILITY TO BE ABLE TO WAKE UP AND PLAY AT 5AM IN THE MORNING.

2) EXPERIENCE PREFERRED (IDEALLY AGAINST NPC GUARDS)

3) AT LEAST REALM RANK 2 ( I'M SORRY BUT WE ARE GOONA HAVE TO BE TOUGH ABOUT THIS)

4) WHILST WE ARE AWARE THAT THIS BREACHES ANTI-DISCRIMINATION LAWS ; WE DO NOT ENCOURAGE APPLICATIONS FROM PLAYERS WHO HAVE SPOUSES, GIRL FRIENDS, BOY FRIENDS, ANY FRIENDS, OR INDEED ANY REAL LIFE AT ALL.

5) A KEEN INTEREST IN RUNNING AROUND IN A ZERG.

6) A PROVEN ABILITY TO BE ABLE TO PRESS F8 AND F6 AND STICK.

WHAT WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR:

1) INDIVIDUALS.

2) ANYONE WHO HAS ANY SEMBLANCE OF TALENT.


REMUNERATION PACKAGE:

1) ATTRACTIVE PACKAGE OF UP TO 10 RPS / KILL.

2) NICE GUILD UNIFORM.. HMM HOW DOES RED AND WHITE SOUND TO YOU? ;P

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

NOOBAIM IMSOMNIAC (LVL 50 BEZERGKER)
REALM RANK : RADAR HERREN.
GM TO "DEFENDERS OF THE ALARM CLOCK"
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You fool! Did you just realize what you did? Now ALL albs will move over to Mid
 
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optical-

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omg strondor is sooooooooo funny.............
nerd.
 
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optical-

Guest
Re: Re: Re: Re: New Rvr Guild... Recruiting

Originally posted by Tyka

was wondering when mids will do their first primetime raid, .
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youve either been playing this server for 4 months or you are very ignorant
 
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ghaladriel

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:ROFLMAO:

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Ghaladriel lvl 50 Alerion Knight [First Cohort]

Tunda lvl 24 Guardian [Alamut]
 
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Gold-i2

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"Why are there no albs up at 5am when Mids rape their keeps?"

"Because all albs are ages 10-15, and their mommies won't let them stay up."
 
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