new dude.

[Morrisey. C. Monkey]

I'm new here.
I believe that a geezer by the name of Phil Jarvis can be located around these partsssss.
He's a friend of mine and I wish to contact him via this BB.
If any of you fine people would be good enough to point me in the right direction I would be much obliged.
By the way, my name IS Morrisey Consumer Monkey. In case you were wondering at all.

If it matters, I own a Megadrive, Playstation, Apple Performa (piece of poo) and a Packard Bell (even worse).

I'm going now bye.



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[Grom]

Monkeys rock.

So does the Adam and Joe Show, if I'm reading your message right

Grom

 

[gremlin]

Nooh! I thought Morrisey the Consumer Monkey was from Vic Reeves Big Night Out. In fact i'm sure of it.

 

[Mr B]

SKATE OR DIE?

The old C64 game with a thumping good soundtrack....was it Hubbard or Whittaker who did that one, always get them mixed up?

 

[Morrisey. C. Monkey]

Dear Mr.B,

Wot is the game to which your reply refers to? C64? Is that the Ultra 64's replacement?
(that, my friends, was a joke).
'SKATE OR DIE' is merely a message to all non-skaters in direct relation to the fact that everyone will die if they don't skate.

I'm going now bye! (A+J are the funniest, next to Vic and Bob! Big Night Out is correct! You win the ability to reply to this message! Well done 'gremlin'!

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[Spiritos]

Grom, what's a simian like you doing, 'hanging' around these parts then eh? >

 

[[GA]Kryten]

Mr Monkey...
May i congratulate you on the bounds of joining the l33t and the lame in the BW messageboard. Soon you will not need go to other websites/messageboards, and will surely end up posting message after message of useless shite, like I seem to do all the time. If anything, I am one of the top 10 posters (maybe) and this is what BW life is

And still waiting for this BW LAN party

Ok, less babble, now to the point.
Lo m8.


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nickspc@hotmail.com
SMEG has gone but not been forgotten...

 

[.virt]

>> SKATE OR DIE

Are we talking boards or those crappy "in-line" thingies ?

v.

 

[DevPac2]

"C64? Is that the Ultra 64's replacement?"

Are you being serious with this question ?

If you are then forgive me a chuckle, but the C64 is a very old home computer developed by Commodore around during the early to mid eighties. Some quality games (inc. Skate or Die), which i won't being up or a lot of us oldies (and i'm only 24

) will go all misty eyed.

If you're not then... er.... i'm gonna look a little stoopid to say the least

Dev.

PS Mr B, i'd make a guess at Hubbard, but i'm not sure t.b.h.

 

[Morrisey. C. Monkey]

I am talking about skateboards. Not binliners. I, personally, am PISSED with those little BASTARDS and their plastic shoes and their feckless dregs. Now, am I talking about townies or inliners?

I was joking about the C64. However, the C64 was/is not as good as the Amstrad CPC 464. Although both are shite.

I am 16 years of age and enjoy Gran Turismo and NOT Quake. It's annoying and, in my opinion, unoriginal.

I'm going now bye!

 

[[GA]Kryten]

without meaning to be an arse
isnt Quake THE original?

 

[DApea!]

Ah, you obviously aint had a CPC 464+ !!

I got a cpc 464, really crap green screen.

But then, Whoo Haa!! CPC 464+ !!

Amazing

(at the time)


And yea.. iD are the creators of the word 'original' look at what they do and how other ppl "TRY" to recreate it.

Ever slag ID off agn, and ill chop your shit little monkey tail off and shuv it up yer arse.


Thought for the day:

Playstations, N64's, Playstation 2's, Mac's and anything SEGA..

are crap.
(and monkeys, apart from the COOL series... hiyaaaaaaaa)

 

[Mr B]

And of course....No-one's ever written a driving game before have they?

 

[[GA]KillMachine]

464+ R0X and the 6128

Got am emu for it the other day, soooo cool!

get some of that Animal Vegetabel Mineral going

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[Lynchet]

eeeee you youg'uns got no respect. As a venerable 26 yr old I can remember that the TRUE argument is C64 vs Spectrums (the rubber keys of doom) -- Now that does take me back to my youth

BTW Commodores were better

Right whats the betting that that will mean another 30 posts at least to this thread

 

[[GA]Kryten]

Dam right - ill start. MAy i point out my Atari 800XL whooped all those lame c64 and speccys arse, all the time i spent playing the classy, speedy hi res games on a 21" full colour tv

and whats more
After rekitting the machine with parts and the 68000 cpu from the nackered ST i also had, and managing to replace the ROM bios, it really owned - and then also i had the choice of stickin a 3 1/2 invh floppy in it
It 0wned, sod those speccys


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nickspc@hotmail.com
SMEG has gone but not been forgotten...