New DAoC tv commercials by Seel Productions. Gombur in hollywood.

[old.Tohtori]

Open scene: Green forests, medows and flowers. A elf is dancing around the trees.

Elf: LAlla lalla laaa! ot a worry in my miiiind!

Enter a grinning trolls face on the screen. Move back out.

Elf prances around he meadow, troll sneaks from behind one tree to the other.

Elf dances merrily past a tree and gets smashed into tiny bits with a huuuuge hammer.

Troll turns to camera: "Gombur know you want too."

Slam a DAoC title on the screen, shallow voice: "Dark age of camelot, for real warriors."

End.

Open scene: A keep on a hill, tincans(albion soldiers) flying out of the keep, over walls, screams like "eeeeek!" "aaaaaah!" and so on.

Bring camera forward, over the wall and towards a troll bashing people out.

Gombur: "Gombur tired, you finish job."

Troll gives the hammer way down to a nerdy looking kid who keeps up the bashing pace.

Slam a DAoC title on the screen, shallow voice: "Dark Age of Camelot, for real warriors."

End.


Write more when time.

 

[Svartmetall]

lol

 

[Tip]

hehe

 

[Behmoth]

even better a luri runs into a crowd of trolls who smashed up the elph and kaaaboooomm dead trolls thats for some one who has a bit more brains than real warriors slam doac title

 

[Yeppy Kinkster]

lol! Tohtori, like me to put that first one into a real daoc clip?

 

[Xplo]

Luris run up to keep lord and bomb the place.

The roof fly's of the keep.

Daoc logo comes on screen: 1 button to rule them all.

 

[Pazdan]

Try Gomber in Bollywood and throw some Bangra in and you will have a hit.

 

[Flyer]

A lurikeen/kobold is being chased through the forest by a group of albs carrying impressively pointy swords and polearm weapons (and also decked out in impressive shiny plate and very solid headgear)

The albs chase the poor little keen/kobby into a dead end (darkish, heavily wooded part of the forest)

The albs then have a big cheery smile on their face like they think they're gonna be having some kobby/luri ass on a plate for dinner

Then a quick matrix like camera shot zooms in on the solo keen/kobby, followed by some impressively loud thunder booms and glowing caster hands

Next shot, albs running away with their cloaks on fire and smoke coming off their shields/armour

Return shot to a smiling kobby/luri, big message flies onto the screen....

Dark Age of Camelot - Size doesnt matter in this game

 

[Sendraks]

Blockbot Pally fighting Troll warrior.

Fight goes on indefinitely.


End advert with slogan.

DAOC - How much spare time have you got?

 

[Maular]

hehe THere all 100% better then any real DAOC ad ive seen, which is erm zero



Cant even remeber how i found out about the game all those yrs back.

 

[Dommelsch]

cd which came with a magazine from germany in our local shop ><

 

[Marczje]

Blockbot Pally fighting Troll warrior.

Fight goes on indefinitely.


End advert with slogan.

DAOC - How much spare time have you got?

lol

 

[Wazkyr]

Blockbot Pally fighting Troll warrior.

Fight goes on indefinitely.


End advert with slogan.

DAOC - How much spare time have you got?

HAHAHAHAHAHA great laugh... so true so true... so sad so sad

 

[Awarkle]

scene of a mountain caster wearing a carpet (ie animist) in front of him lies hundreds of dead trolls, kobolds, palladins as far as the eye can see.

Then as the animist starts to laugh a giant winged bat flys down and drags him off to drop him to his death.

Quotation comes up

"even the mighty have to face the nerf bat one day"

 

[Lakashnik]

rofl @ all the ideas in this post

 

[Comos]

hehe, all nice ideas

too bad no one will make em into real commercials

 

[oblimov]

u would think they would advertise some more to try and up the customer base

 

[Garnet]

rofl this threads worth a chuckle

 

[Wazkyr]

u would think they would advertise some more to try and up the customer base

Yeah, i find it rather wird they i never ever saw a daoc tv commercials or some add in a newspapper. Never heard of it before this irl m8 came and told me to start playing. Tho ofc i live in little Denmark where nothing happens

 

[knighthood]

2000 albs all standing at ATK

"Remember the knights of old , the heroic defenders of mighty albion"

Camera pans round ATK 1000s of albs all rdy to battle

The albs charge out of the keep in full battlecry toward an army of trolls and dwarves...

pan back to ATK where 200 plate wearing Armsman are sitting on thier asses smoking and holding banners thats say LFG

"Your Realm doesnt"

Daoc logo slams onto screen



givf arms love

 

[Sendraks]

*shot of battlefield, the corpses of many armed warriors, armsmen, paladins, heros, baldemasters and assorted tank classes litter the field.*

*shot of a lone caster class, staff still smoking, standing admidst the remains*

*cue slogan*

DAOC - Where victory wears a dress.

 

[Moo]

Troll sneaks from 1 tree to another?

2 problems i have with that

firstly the idea of a troll sneaking

secondly the idea of a troll hiding behind a tree